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34 Perfectly Sweetened Revenge Stories

Revenge isn't the answer, but sometimes it can be just too sweet to pass up...

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    Text - - WhereTheFatRolls 19.9k points 6 days ago I once had a colleague I hated (he was very condescending and really arrogant), so I put an extra Bluetooth receiver in his computer for a computer mouse and kept the mouse in my drawer. I would just open my drawer and it would fuck his shit right up. Kept it going for like 2 months. He was about to murder the world when I thought I better stop.
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    Text - Petty evencpettyrevenge My brother constantly does things he knows are going to piss me off for no other reason than personal satisfaction so I decided to change the audio balance on his computer (it can lower the volume on one earphone and raise it on the other). In the span of 5 weeks he went through 6 different pair of headphones until he eventually had to go and get a new computer. Almost a thousand bucks later and he still has no idea what the problem was or who caused it.
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    Popcorn - [-weshric 375 points 6 days ago I had a boss whom I couldn't stand. One day, she banned microwave popcorn in the office because she hated the smell. About a month later, I bought one of those USB drives that has scented oil inside...scented like buttered popcorn. I plugged it in on the side of her desktop. Took her 6 months to figure it out.
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    Text - Khalil Sehnaoui Following @sehnaoul Coffee shop. People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for their new business. I just bought the domain name.
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    Goats - [] JoeySalamander 6090 points 6 days ago A guy at work pissed me off. I placed this Craigslist ad with his phone number. 2 free goats. Hablas espanol. He spent the rest of the day getting calls every 15 minutes or so.
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    Text - missboston1399 My annoying landlord I pay this bitch $1800 every fucking month and all she do is complain about is "making too much noise walking around" so I brought a dog whistle and blow it all hours of the day & night now complain how much her dog barks and keep me up tarynel That is the ultimate petty move and I applaud you fonzworthcutlass This is great.
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    Text - whereyouatdesmondo 303 points & days ago We were sitting by a pool once, and a woman stood over my wife and started spraying sunscreen all over herself - and my wife. We asked her nicely to please move and she ignored us and kept spraying. When we left, I took one of her flip flops with me.
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    Text - pettyrevenge: I had an ex that cheated on me but denied it which pissed me off even more than the actual cheating because it's like he thought I was too stupid to know. As revenge I slashed his tire, but not any of the ones on his car, I slashed the spare, for a slow burn and ultimately better endgame. Fuck you.
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    Text - I work at an ice cream parlor. Two moms came in today, each with a son. One was around 11 years old and he was annoying as fuck. The other was 5 and he was the sweetest kid ever. They both got the same kind of ice cream and when I brought it the little one hesitantly stepped up to take it but the older one walked and grabbed it first. As a sort of petty revenge I made the younger ones ice cream quite a bit bigger than his and he actually noticed and complained about it (which made me real
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    Text - To: The person Who Stopped the washer n the middle of my wash ycle and took my clothes oUt jus to wash yours... YEAH, YOu'RE AN ASSHOLE unfortunatley for you, So amI You Can find Your Wet clothes frozen outside in the snow ary problems come see me in 301
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    Text - Michael J Nelson 9 hrs Edited- True story: when was about nine years-old my friends and I were building a whole bunch of mini-snowmen, just to see how many we could make. Some jerk drove over the curb and destroyed them, laughing like the big jerk he was We built more. He returned a few minutes later and destroyed them, too. When he left, we quickly built a snowman OVER a fire hydrant and surrounded it with a bunch more mini-snowmen. He returned and gloriously crashed his car into the fir
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    Text - Petty Revenge pettyrevenge I gave my girlfriend my Netflix password while we were dating, and asked her nicely not to use it after we broke up. She continued to use it, so I waited until she was 2 seasons into Pretty Little Liars to change the password. 241,340 notes
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    Text - Petty erngpettyrevenge When I was in 1st grade I had a really mean teacher who would only let us use the restroom if it was an emergency. I raised my hand during a grammar lesson one day and politely asked to use the bathroom. She asked if it was an emergency and I said that it was, but she told me that I could wait. In an effort to make her feel guilty about brushing me off, I forcibly peed all over myself and the chair. 95,176 notes
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    Text - Petty Reveings pettyrevenge Someone keeps driving into my yard so I placed nails where the tires have ruined the grass. Now I wait. 16,574 notes
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    Text - erenge pettyrevenge I work at a furniture store and when I have rude customers I purposely decline their credit card multiple times just to watch them panic. 49,459 notes
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    Text - When I was a freshman in high school, a senior asked me to prom as a joke and stood me up outside of the hotel with his real date. 8 years later, this douche just so happens to come into my store. He remembers me, and haha ASKS ME OUT. I said yes. I'm standing him up tonight. HOW DOES IT FEEL? #revenge #petty revenge
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    Text - fivemuskaqueers: MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME
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    Text - tomlinholic: if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say "actually those woods right over there" and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh I wish I would have found this before
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    Text - Petty Bevemapettyrevenge One time a guy who sat next to me in class called me a bitch and I'd heard him complaining about his white Nikes getting scuffed so I dropped my pen and when I bent down to pick it up I scribbled on his shoe. 151,019 notes
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    Food - -] AR3Leatherworks 8598 points 6 days ago (last edited 5 days ago) Someone in my office would always crush lunches with his gigantic ass lunch box. Either he ate bricks or lead, I don't know, but I always came to the office fridge and found that my lunch was in pieces. So, after three bouts of this, and numerous notes from myself and other colleagues, I carefully removed his lunch box, emptied the contents (a gigantic sandwich, a Twinkie, chips, some vegetable pieces, and a few other bits
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    Text - pettyrevenge: I'm in line at a popular discount retail store, with two people ahead of me. The wamen at the head of the line is clearly new to English, and while she has a thick accent and struggles, she does her best to speak to the cashier in English, even though he rolls his eyes and makes her repeat everything several times. Finally, she is able to leave. As soon as she's out of earshot: Cashier: "Ugh, they shouldn't be allowed in our stores until they learn our language (The man ahea
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    Text - - Link-to-the-Pastiche 8633 points 6 days ago We had a guy in our office take a crap in the bathroom every day after lunch and it would stink up the whole office. The manager asked everyone who needed to vacate their bowels to please use the lobby bathroom since our office was small and we only had the one bathroom. He didn't listen. Fortunately, he was like clockwork so 5 minutes before he went in I took all the toilet pape.... that's right. I forced the man to live with a dirty ass.
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    Text - pettysapphics Follow i accidentally came out to my cousin and his first response was to say "ew", so i stole like $500 of weed from him #anonymous #pro revenge #prorevenge #petty revenge #coming out #closeted #in the closet
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    Text - 2. I work at subway, and if someone is rude to me, I give them the ends of the tomatoes. haHA! -ThePurplePlatypuses
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    Text - pettevenge Deactivated Revenge Roommate was being a dick so I rubbed some grease from the leftover fried chicken on his xbox's power button. Now, whenever he's playing, his dog will walk by and sniff the button, turning it off mid-game.
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    Photo caption - ADVERTISEMENT Yes, it is me I am sick to death of watching you lot fighting over my money. I am not dead yet. So here you go. I'm spending it. I am putting this message in every magazine I can find and will keep doing so until the money is gone. Then maybe you can stop all the bickering. Shame on you all. Bee
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    Text - 3 mins Baby mama doesn't want to see us together, always causing trouble in our lives cause she wants to break us up... this is how shell be receiving her child upport next week... And the week after that.. And the week after that... Eventually I'll have some made with our wedding pics... Gotta do what it takes to let crazy women like her know I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE so get used to my face, take your check and go sit down somewhere oee Alan Watkins 0000 DATE PAYDER OF Wer gelling marhd DOL
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    Text - oo Verizon 9:12 AM 1 100% Disney World To the 2 cheerleaders who cut in front of a 5 year old girl visiting magic kingdom for the first time: good luck if you're here for UCA, you never know when you're cutting in front of a judge's niece. 87 SHARE 9 REPLIES 2 DAYS Caligir193 I love this post! 19 2d nicklebackisthebest Remember their faces. Lay down 15 the law 2d This is the best thing ever 11
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    Text - New York County proposes law to ban conversion therapy, calls it the Prevention of Emotional Neglect and Childhood Endangerment (PENCE) R/ALL wkbw.com lfuckyeahasexual Beautiful avenging-at-beach-city I can never be this petty
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    Text - Petty Revenge pettyrevenge My neighbors like to let their dog run around the street without a leash several times a day. A few months ago I asked them very nicely to stop letting him shit in my yard or to watch him and please pick up after him. They said ok and it stopped for a few days. A week later they completely ignored my request and allowed him to shit in my yard. I caught him several times. So I started picking it up and collecting it into a five gallon bucket. I did this for about
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    Text - pyreclaws: prettyinpinkprep: If you ever think I'm a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl's car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn't like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places. And so did 3 of the football players. You are the best role model what are you talking about
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    Text - pettyrevenge: I was at the post office one day when an elderly lady in front of me asked for a single stamp. Obviously considering this a waste of her time, the woman behind the counter makes a snorting noise, rips off a stamp and flicks it across the counter where it lands on the floor. She doesn't apologise or offer the lady another stamp. The old lady considers for a second, picks up the stamp and leaves her 50 cent piece on the floor in its place. She says a cheery "Thank you!" and wa
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    Text - WRITE THE NAME OF SOMEONE YOU HATE ON YOUR BODY EVERY DAY IN PERMANENT MARKER Sranpie TWIN TIP PermentMark THAT WAY, NO MATTER HOW YOU DIE, THEY'LL BECOME A SUSPECT.
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    Text - catchersintherye: my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone i could be cliche and tweet 'I'm a DOUCHEEE lol' no instead every few days i will tweet something he would totally say but he will never remember tweeting it slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane victory
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