Curious Cat Queries: If Cats Could Surf the Web, What Weird Hooman Habits Would Felines Search?

The internet has come a long way, hasn't it? Once upon a time, it was all dial-up tones and slow-loading pages, but now it's basically a magic box of endless answers. Got a weird rash? Straight to WebMD, where five minutes of reading will convince you it's something serious. Curious if your cat loves you or just tolerates you for the snacks? Google it. We humans use the internet to question everything, from medical mysteries to why our exes are suddenly watching our IG stories. If we're being honest, we rely on it more than we'd like to admit.

But what if cats could surf the web? You just know they'd have some burning questions about us hoomans. Why do we meow back at them like we know what we're saying? Why do we freak out when they knock over a glass of water but laugh when they steal a hair tie? Cats are constantly trying to figure out our strange behaviors—and if they had Google, you can bet they'd be typing up a storm. 

Keep scrolling to check out some hilariously curious questions our feline friends might be asking about us if they got their paws on a keyboard.

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