29 Absolutely Absurd Animal Posts to Help You Disassociate When Things Get Too Much

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Oct 9, 2024 5:00 PM EDT

This world is getting crazier with every passing day, heck, sometimes it feels like every passing minute. And when you are trying to keep up some sort of normality in such an ever-changing world, it can be rather overwhelming to balance so many moving parts at once. And it is important to not forget to take care of yourself in the process, so we thought we would help you out with this list of absolutely absurd animal posts to help you disassociate when things get too much. Because occupying one reality is so 2000s.

From the tiny dog who has instilled terror in the heart of his humongous big brother, to the cornered canine who has found herself completely surrounded by unforgiving felines, to the curious caterpillar who will truly make you wonder whether you have disassociated form reality already or you have been slipped something fun in your afternoon tea.

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  • 01
    Just popping in for a visit.
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    In your new reality, hoomans are no longer the dominant species on planet earth. A worthwhile decision that has led to the global clean-up that our world so desperately wants. In this reality everything is clean, there are treat dispensers for free on every corner and dogs walk their hoomans in the park twice a day.

  • 02
    I met this guy today
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  • 03
    if bears are scary predators how do u explain this A Emma @MakeMemeEmma as if something with ears that adorable could possibly be deadly
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  • 04
    Do you want to join my religion? What's your religion? Shitheadsteve I'm interested Delivered
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    In this alternate reality, cats have become religious leaders and traditional religion has all but faded away. And while there are some advantages to the change in leadership, such as a lack of differentiation between groups, the cats' territorial nature has led to widespread cat fights.

  • 05
    I searched for my dog for 20 minutes
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  • 06
    Cat rolls in edible glitter instantly becomes beautiful galaxy
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  • 07
    Stranger danger! DEC 15 2008
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  • 08
    They're even ginormous as puppies. This one is fourteen weeks old.
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  • 09
    Sometimes, they think they're lapdogs.
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  • 10
    Size of a human hand vs. size of a 4-month-old Great Dane's paw.
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  • 11
    “Lemme just drink a quick gallon."
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  • 12
    When it comes to friendship, size doesn't matter.
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  • 13
    It started with a kiss..♫♬♪♪♪♪♪
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  • 14
    Cherie Priest @cmpriest Lucy, outnumbered by cats.
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  • 15
    Bed Frame allows bed for humans and playground for cats Cats at 3 AM under the bed: I am speed
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  • 16
    What is this cutest caterpillar I have ever seen in my life?
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  • 17
    As deadly as it might be, the Bush Viper is one of the cutest animals in the world."
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  • 18
    A friend of mine had this owl family staying in his barn.
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  • 19
    The face of happiness
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  • 20
    FRANK FRANK, MAN, YOU'RE ALIVE I JUST... I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU. OH FRANK I'M SO RELIEVED. 14727
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  • 21
    02-UK 3G 19:40 Messages Dog Edit I think I might be depressed WHAT'S THIS? THAT'S A BALL OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE Text Message Send
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  • 22
    02-UK 09:26 Messages Dog Edit Call FaceTime Text Message 9 Apr 2012 09:20 You got a letter. From the bank, I think. Tasted important. Contact > Ok. Ok. Text Message Send
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  • 23
    VIVI Messages STILL HUNGRY WANT MORE Dog Edit You've had breakfast BREAKFAST You'll get fat WHAT'S 'FAT'? It's what happens when you eat too much food FAT SOUNDS AWESOME. LET'S GET FAT Classic DOG Send
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  • 24
    all. 02-UK 18:44 Messages Dog Edit AWESOME MORNING. I taught BENEDICT to text Why would you do that? He's my BEST FRIEND He creeps me out He wants to text you No thanks HAYLO HOOMAN NO JEESUS. BENNEDICK Message Jesus Christ Send
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  • 25
    Messages Dog Edit Call FaceTime Contact > Message MY FRIEND SNOWY'S HERE TO PICK ME UP Pick you up? WE'RE GOING INTO TOWN TO BARK AT THE PIGEONS WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'PICK YOU UP'? Message DO NOT GET IN THAT CAR Send
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  • 26
    02-UK 10:58 Messages Dog 5 Jun 2012 10:38 CHASING TAIL Edit GET IT. GET THAT TAIL. ALMOST GOT IT ALMOST GOT IT ALMOST GOT IT ALMOST GOT IT Try changing direction o OMFG TAIL CHANGED DIRECTION TOO That sneaky BAS Text Message Send
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  • 27
    Messages Dog REMEMBER. Your mum's coming to dinner And you still don't have a girlfriend I could dress up as your girlfriend Edit I know I KNOW Definitely not Dude, your mum will be like "OMG I'M SO HAPPY HE FINALLY MET SOMEONE" Nope. She'll be like "OMG HE PUT HIS DOG IN A DRESS" Message Send
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  • 28
    Messages Dog Edit THIS MORNING THE POSTMAN RUBBED MY BELLY DID YOU TELL HIM TO DO THAT? I might have mentioned it YOU REVEALED MY WEAKNESS TO MY GREATEST ENEMY HE'S NOT YOUR ENEMY I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BY MY OWN BUTLER I'M NOT YOUR BUTLER Text Message Send
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  • 29
    02-UK 3G 07:11 Messages Dog Edit YOU'RE HOME!!! I HEARD A CAR DOOR!!! GOT ALL EXCITED SHOUTING AT THE FRONT DOOR o CAN'T. STUCK IN BAT- CRAZY MODE. Text Message Nope Wasn't me Sorry Calm down Send
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