24 Freshly-Mined LOTR Memes of Moria for Shirefolk Unexpectedly Journeying Through the Land of LOLs (October 10, 2024)

A hobbit's favorite meal is breakfast, right? I'd wager, since it's the longest duration to wait since the previous meal, breakfast would be a hobbit's most exciting moment of every day. Finally–food! The exception, of course, would be if you're a pair of poor hobbitses with nothing but lembas bread and week-old Mordor water festering in your pouch–at that point, any meal will suffice as your new favorite.

But what about second breakfast?

Frankly, it's the food culture that makes a hobbit-like existence so appealing. As a person who truly savors the intricate bonuses of every meal, I can appreciate a hobbit's gravity revolving around eating and festivity. Because when you're celebrating your 111th birthday in the rolling hills of the Shire, you better believe that every hobbit (even the Sackville-Bagginses) will be invited to devour the most luxurious, multicourse buffet of all time.

Since none of us are well into our 100s yet, in the meantime, we'll have to celebrate our love for hobbit culture with a wondrous collection of LOLs mined straight from the depths of the dwarven kingdoms.