Dogs are hoomans best friends for millennia. It's absolutely amazing to think about the fact that sometime, long-long ago, our 10th grandpa (or something like that) looked at the wolf pack that was following his tribe and thought, "This animal, I will keep it. I won't hunt it, I will give it food, I will pet it lovingly, and maybe in 10,000 years it'll develop curly hair."
The same can be said from the dogs' side. It's kind of mind-blowing to think about the fact that a few thousand years ago some wild wolves thought and concluded that "These furless two-walkers are kind of cute, we want to hunt together with them and feed them correctly. We sure hope this friendship will last for thousands of years and we won't turn into royal potatoes."
And today? We can say that we, humble hoomans, won. We won because we have dogs, which are the most adorable and amusing friends we could have asked for.
Brutus, did you eat the toilet paper again? Hunk, where did the ice cream disappear? Why is it when something bad happens, it's always you two? Well, we hope your ice cream covered toilet paper was tasty.
Is this chimkin nuggles you have there, hooman? They smell so delicious and yummy and tasty. Perhaps they can reach some dog, don't you think? Care to share some chimkin?
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