Much like our days in school, some of our required hours in our place of work will be filled with thoughts of what scheme could be concocted to avoid doing more work and, better yet, leaving early. Now, there are many different ways in which you can employ drama as a tool to free yourself from the confines of the office. You can fake an illness, you can cause a scene and be excused for your outlandish behavior, and you might consider calling in some sort of threat on your office.
However, this list will focus solely on the feline specialty of causing a scene, so sit back relax and get ready to take notes from this list of dramatic cat memes for hoomans who want to make a scene at work and go home to eat pizza. It is a brilliant idea, but it must be used sparingly such that it is not caught on to or overly inspires others in the office to do the same.
This is a good strategy for getting out of work early, but you see, it will require work in itself. To begin with, you have to lay some groundwork. First, mentioning you hung out with someone sick the night before. Then you throw a couple of coughs and sneeze in someone's coffee. And after lunch you go full pelt, sniffling, coughing and pretending you are running a fever. If all goes well, you are out the door by 3pm with a full day's pay.
While this might not directly get you out of work early, it might have a knock-on effect which will get you out early. Imagine the case that you are being perpetually woken up like this, or at least that is what you tell people. Then you start randomly falling asleep in the office. While filing your water, while giving a presentation and while going through a poor performance review. Then you might be able to sneak out early 'to catch up on sleep'.
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