20 Sassy Cats Calling Us Out for Being Soft, Silly Hoomans Who Have No Idea How the World Works

This is the post that our cat children have been waiting for. The moment when us hoomans finally take responsibility for our cluelessness and ultimate inferiority to cat kind. Because while we try to skirt around the subject, our cats would be totally fine without us, and we are hardly their keepers, if anything they are very ungrateful tenants who criticize and comment on every decision we make. So to set the record straight, we made this list of sassy cat balling us out for being soft silly hoomans who have no idea how the world works. And they are completely correct.

From the incredibly cross cat who hates going to the vet, not because it is an unpleasant experience, but for the fact that it is the only thing that hoomans have gotten right, to the hardworking catto who looks utterly mad at his coworkers for being so lazy and in efficient at their jobs, to the frustrated feline who was woke up mid-wonder nap and looks set for a night of clawminality.

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  • 01
    No we haven't had breakfast yet.
    via phloofie

    Never admit that you have already gotten what you wanted. Other than it precluding you from getting that thing over and over, it also means you have come to the end of your story, your raison d'être. So take this as a lesson to never stop living your reason to live and keep the conquest going for as long as you can.

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  • 02
    Me to my cat every time J.D. speaks So that was a f g lie.
    via phloofie
  • 03
    probably my favorite picture of a cat ever taken. he's so happy to be laundry. just astounding.
    via phloofie
  • 04
    My cat loves to shred toilet paper. Today, she found my entire stash.
    via phloofie

    Now that is one happy customer right there. And one that has a point about the world and the way we live. Just because everyone uses toilet paper the same way does not mean that you have to. Perhaps this pawrent will discover that using shredded toilet paper is actually much more ecological than normal toilet paper.

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  • 05
    Me when I'm taking out the trash and the liquid starts leaking
    via phloofie
  • 06
    When you have to stay focused, so you put your thinking cat on
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  • 07
    Wife just texted me that the cat just got back from the vet and to not laugh at him. She then texted me this pic
    via phloofie
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  • 08
    It ain't much, but it's honest work 55 TANJIE PEST CONTROL OFFICER SSEDMMO
    via phloofie
  • 09
    I accidentally woke him up by rearranging my legs
    via phloofie
  • 10
    Summer Stolarcyk @summerstoli. Follow A shop owner modified his attic to accommodate his cats. Now he is under constant observation.
    via @summerstoli
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  • 11
    asked my roommate for an update on my cat tofu and she sent me this
    via phloofie
  • 12
    I was going to take a picture of her weird loafing position but I ended up with the cutest picture in the world
    via phloofie
  • 13
    My cat, excited he got me up and patiently waiting in front of his food storage Me bleary-eyed in the kitchen realizing it's only 4am Please
    via phloofie
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  • 14
    This is Cosmo. His little brother got neutered this week, and Cosmo was BIG SCARED of his cone. And the anesthesia smell. You can see here that he has turned his ridiculous whiskers into the biggest frown ever. (They're both fine now) Oh my god, what a f walrus-whiskered cat.
    via phloofie
  • 15
    Didn't want the cat to splash my shorts when I was giving him bath so I took them off. Found him in bedroom after.
    via phloofie
  • 16
    I doordashed Dunkin Donuts for my lil bro and I. This was the drop-off photo.
    via phloofie
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  • 17
    just look at it go. such strength, such power.
    via phloofie
  • 18
    I just told my pets they're both adopted
    via phloofie
  • 19
    My mom: And that cat? Me: They gave it to me as a promotion in the store.
    via phloofie
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  • 20
    Me signing off my email with. Kind regards
    via phloofie

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