'The face of a criminal mastermind': Sneaky Cat Steals Snacks, Gets Stuck in Cabinet, and Shamelessly Demands Help and Gets No Retribution for His Crimes

Author image for Mariel Ruvinsky
Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Oct 15, 2024 9:00 AM EDT

One of our favorite things about cats is that they are all - and we mean all - criminals. Yes, they are. There is no point in arguing. If your cat has not committed any crimes in the time that you have had them, that simply means that you have not had them for long enough. Because they will. The time will come when that will happen. And yes, it is one of our favorite things about cats, because while the crime will be committed, you have no way of knowing whether your cat is a criminal mastermind or… not until you get there. 

Sure, some cats steal food right off our plates, other cats break into grocery stores to steal exactly three sausages, and some cats will lock us out of the bathroom to work on their world takeover plans there, and they will do all of these things successfully. But other cats… will be like the cat in this thread, and all of them - all of these criminal cats - are purrfect.

Subscribe to our weekly newsletter to start your Caturday with the funniest felines on the internet!

Add as a preferred
source on Google
Advertisement
  • 01
    Dr Fi Bowler @FionaBowler The face of a criminal mastermind who broke into the kitchen cabinet, chewed through two bags of cat treats, realised he was stuck and screamed for help so loudly I thought he was a car alarm 6:30 PM Oct 10, 2024 222.1K Views 328 1.2K 21K 354 ↑
    via @FionaBowler

    Sigh, this is one of the best (i.e. most hissterical) things that cats do in our opinion. They are so curious, so adventurous, they will stick their heads into literally anything, but when they get in trouble… it is not their fault. Never. It is always somehow our fault, and we have to fix it, and they will be mad at us if we don't fix it fast enough. 

  • 02
    Cheezburger Image 10415816448
    via @FionaBowler

    Look at that… the criminal mastermind comes with an in-built sock mask. You would have never caught him had he not called out for help. Never. The crime would have been purrfect. No witnesses. But alas. Cabinets are tricky. And the mask was not enough. 

  • 03
    Livia @LiviaBellona I now have to keep all pet treats in our fridge, because it's the only place they're safe from Baxter (for now). I love him, but I am pretty sure I am never ever getting another tuxedo again. 6:40 PM Oct 10, 2024 · 2,466 Views 16 173 185 ធ <] 企
    via @LiviaBellona
  • 04
    SPOON Bies 113 Epson Perfect 20005 10
    via @LiviaBellona
  • 05
    ar Mo AVOKE LadyHorto LIST @Horto70s 2023 Warning: A friend's cat learnt to lay on his back, paws under the fridge door, and flip body over magically opens the door
    via @Horto70s
  • 06
    Lisa' I STAND WITH UKRAINE! @srsly_why_1 ... Our tuxedo jumps on top of the kitchen cabinets and will not accept help to get down. He's stubborn and will stay there until he's ready to leave
    via @srsly_why_1
  • 07
    Kelly Hill @kmhill2929 My Russian Blue would open cupboard, pull out his bag of food, open and spill it on the floor and be quite satisfied with himself. I had to use child safety lock
    via @kmhill2929
  • 08
    Teeny Gozer @Teenygozer I put catnip in a screwtop glass jar to keep criminals out but Mad Max and Indy Jones unscrewed the top using some sort of unholy team work. Cosmic Catnip everywhere!
    via @Teenygozer
  • 09
    Celia Parker @celiaparker65 I arrived home one day to find the neighbour's cat had jumped onto the kitchen work surface, opened the cupboard door, swiped various spice jars out of the way and removed a box of cat biscuits. He was sitting happily in the ruins eating biscuits.
    via @celiaparker65
  • 10
    Psycho Kitty @Allcatsrule King Kamehameha, after breaking into a locked cabinet, stealing an unopened jar of fishy flakes, opened and ate the whole dam jar then had the audacity to bring me the empty jar and demand more
    via @Allcatsrule
  • 11
    Dr Cat
    via @Allcatsrule
  • 12
    Kate Barry @KateTBarry My Reg has been suspected of this crime as well.
    via @KateTBarry
  • 13
    GUARANTEED ANALYS Crude Protein Snif-Snax Thealing Pets Like Famils Omeen carved oven ba Salmon af These limited ingre with Atlantic Salag Your cats v Og 3 Fatty Acid Chanage t recognised as i the AAFCO Dog Food CALORIE CONTENT (Caluated HE 17.3 cal treats on Dec lut-Dec 24th 181a/beats on Dec 25th ifengx.com Greenies A Family Farmstead All Natural Yogurt Made With Fresh Goodness. KEEP REFRIGERATED NET WT RAW Gree LUE EUR rinary I St/o ww FORN PURINA Id Old
    via @KateTBarry
  • 14
    Cheezburger Image 10415860992
    via @KateTBarry
  • 15
    Lady Leo @Dunhacking The larder is the only cupboard my cats haven't broken into: DVDs hauled out, wine glasses and china broken, towels all over the hallway etc. I tried childproof locks and the cupboard door was nearly pulled off its hinges. They're indoor cats, but have lots of toys. ...
    via @Dunhacking
  • 16
    H Hilary Rackstraw @HilaryRackstraw Our cat Ibroke into a cupboard and helped himself to a sachet. His first morning with us, he was fed at the animal shelter at 8 pm I discovered his crime at 8.10
    via @HilaryRackstraw
  • 17
    Mags Campbell @writersblock08 When I was young, we had a big tough tom cat & a tiny female tabby who worked as a team. She was the brains AND the brawn. He would sit in front of the fridge until she opened it & dragged food out, then sat and watched him eating it. She had never had kittens but babied him.
    via @writersblock08
  • 18
    ArchimedesHatesLamps @HatesLamps My late brofur, Frankie, once chewed holes in a tube of hairball remedy and then rolled on it and consumed more than half the tube. She approved of his ingenuity but was annoyed at the theft.
    via @HatesLamps

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

pics hilarious cat funny pics lol funny cats ridiculous silly Cats funny
Scroll Down For The Next Article