27 Memes As Right as Rain

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    Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies.
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    memedong hello everybody id like you to meet goobert, fepathofradiance tell goobert id die for him memedong You Dont Have A Choice wiki How to Do Tricks with Your Fuzzy Magic Worm
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    Jon Christian @Jon_Christian lizard rice r/HolUp 2 hr. ago Posted by mpcamposz The rice here at home, when made in the slow cooker, always came out with a delicious fried flavor and we never found out why. Today we opened it for maintenance and discovered several crackling lizards. tedbl . 10:26 PM 1/9/23 534K Views Twitter for Android 14.1K Likes 1,098 Retweets 320 Quotes
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    The line cook starter pack
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    Melissa Petro @melissapetro For no reason I just thought of the time some guy I was dating got hired to dogsit for a well known filmmaker. My then bf took me w him once and I was surprised that the apartment was super nice but also, like, relatively normal. Then we found out it was the dog's apartment. 5:29 PM 1/12/23 2.7M Views . • 50.9K Likes 1,568 Retweets 132 Quotes
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    James K Puchowski @kvisleis Sorry, what... Provided for your convenience by the Portobello Public Pencil Sharpening Project
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    silver-tongues-blog sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath popegoodvibes-returns HES A WHAT roosterreturns IKNOW YOU CAN READ MY THOUGHTS, BART. Source: fyspringfield.com
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    UN Declares War on 'Dangerous Conspiracy Theories: 'The World Is NOT Secretly Manipulated By Global Elite' Well, that's a weird thing to say.
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    canadiananimatorguy Write out the name Donkey Kong but replace the "D" in Donkey with the first consonant of your first name and replace the "K" in Kong with the first consonant of your last name. That is your official DK Crew name. phantomdoodler I have been personally victimized by this post. It was written just to spite me. Just to rustle my jimmies. Just to call me Monkey Dong.
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    Because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. The pop is to keep us humble. To remind us that death comes for all. Tatum Strangely @Tatum Strangely Why on earth hasn't anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? ot recycled in all communities PEEL & POP Press spoon against seam. To open, For safe opening, point pull entire wrapper can ends away from you and others. here
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    When you want to burn your tongue 32 individual times.
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    Once I went to a party with my husband, full of people he knew (from work) but I didn't. A guy came up to us, turned to me and said "You must be his wife." I turned to my husband and said "You have a WIFE?" Should've seen the guy's face!
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    DO NOT pull out in front of me going 7 MPH when you saw me going 145
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    David C Bell @MovieHooligan This is an actual "vr microphone" 600 product being created to "prevent mic sound leaks" and I absolutely can't. stop laughing . 4:27 PM 1/10/23 88.2K Views Twitter Web App 1,646 Likes 166 Retweets 88 Quotes
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    "You Ain't Got No Legs, Anakin"
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    If Jesus is watching you know it must be good ADULT VIDEO @thewittywhiner + JESUS IS WATCHING The Roman Catholic Churches of San J
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    hotcommunist: rehlaxe: Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it's the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at. they all looked at the moon they're all dead the moon is killing people wake up america
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    You knew my father? Yes, I did. Remarkable man. Flammable.
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    Jenn Marie Thorne @juniperjenny My kids: Why don't we have an elf on the shelf? Everybody else-- Me: An elf? In this house?! You listen to me and listen good, never trust the fae and never EVER extend an invitation. I JUST finished warding, for goodness sakes boys • 1:49 PM 11/29/19 Twitter Web App 2,661 Retweets 12.8K Likes
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    When the Taco Bell hits
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    A shrimp? Am I to accept, as God's own truth, that the sea's very own abominable and chittering roach, was the one who took wok into hand and fried this rice? NOT CHARDONNAY PAUL MASSON
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    Jack of all Bos, Master of Horse @BoHorseManJack [the year is 2025] 100% of movies are just sequels and prequels now. computer generated Paul Walker pilots the Millennium Falcon in this summer's biggest blockbuster: The Force and Furious XCXIII 4:31 PM 12/10/19 Twitter for Android •
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    NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GET IN THE CAR CAR BINKS
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    clip studio pain @freezydorito AITA? I always guard the bathroom when my roommate is using it to protect her from dangers (family tradition however she refuses to extend this courtesy to me when i use my bathroom at 3AM even when i scream for her. is she being unreasonable? i'm a cat if this is relevant 6:08 PM 1/6/23 Twitter for iPhone 828K Views 39.4K Likes
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    8 things to say instead of I'm so high right now C C I'm hella spun I got twisted I'm a The dude behind me bag of is spitting meat Isd on my neck Youre My roommate all actors!!!! is trying to kill me Don't go It's the near that window You see that car Feds
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    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! PLEASE DO NOT GO OUTSIDE There are bees. They don't like you. They mentioned you specifically.
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    "A 45 minute nap should set me straight" 4 hours later:

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