Seattle Superhero Showdown of the Day

Rex Velvet -- "The People's Villain," if you will -- thinks it's high time to put Seattle's reigning vigilante superhero Phoenix Jones out of business.

"Our city is protected not by our once-respected police force, but by a tormented, delusional freak in a mask. ... The Rain City superhero movement MUST disintegrate."

Welcome to the New Seattle. [gawker]