Another day, another dollar.
At least, that's why we're clocked in on such a glorious Monday. Who could imagine coming to this dusty cubicle with stale coffee in the break room and a micromanager looking over our shoulders unless we had some really good reasons? For many in the workforce, their main reason for employment isn't the intrinsic satisfaction of completing a worthwhile career; it's so we can get that bag every two weeks.
Fun things cost money, so employees need to endure the un-fun in order to cash in.
The world is simple like that. But luckily, as the woes of this Monday morning steep into our souls, reminding us that our feeble 48-hour weekend is kaput, remind yourself that soon you'll be swimming in a pool of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck (at least, we hope). So press on my fellow workforce jockey! Because all that stands between you and another weekend is a simple 5-day work week... nothing you can't handle, but if you need a boost scroll onward for this dark-humored collection of work memes guaranteed to earn you a visit with HR.
