31 Memes for a Scintillating Scroll

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  • 01
    What's wrong babe? You've hardly touched your spooshi...
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    L+(reina) @ home :( @tarantunya Follow so high in the Italian restaurant that I saw a smiley face in the olive oil balsamic vinegar I started crying X
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    Mom, dad. This is the woman I share memes with.
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  • 04
    What if being stunning isn't enough?
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    Conajam @conajam no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark 11:30 PM - Jan 4, 2023 4.9M Views
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    Handsome B. Charming @Richard57941301 didn;'t get the job because they saw me run down the outside stairs on all fours after the interview
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    NYPD Not getting anything done because I'm too overwhelmed Being too overwhelmed because I haven't gotten anything done
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    Read the vowels in Celine Dion out loud Thank you
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  • 09
    Something interesting, and dull. I vacuum sealed 3 bananas for no reason. Just checking out my machine. They sat on the kitchen counter for several days and never changed. So I cut it opened and the perfect yellow skins were hiding completely rotten banana inside.
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    Cody Rodriguez @codyrodriguez Remember when you had to watch Titanic on two VHS tapes. TITANIC JOMES TITANIC TITANIC
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    BRANDON THE ORGANIC RECYCLER Mulch Compost/Soil Blends Let's Grow Together! A GREAT START TO YOUR DAY BEGINS WITH AN EXCELLENT DUMP WARNING STAY BACK 200 FEET BROKEN WINDSHOLES TEXASS SRT-3391 0
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    Thanks mom Meaningless M Mom > Today 3:35 PM mom look it's a whale Read 3:36 PM
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    John fogerty finding out what rain is and then immediately hating it nic g 8min + Add to this playlist Have You Ever Seen The Rain Creedence Clearwater Revival It Came Out Of The Sky Creedence Clearwater Revival Who'll Stop The Rain Creedence Clearwater Revival X
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    Landlords: I spent a lot of time renovating this apartment The apartment:
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    Another satisfied client B 2.50 1.30
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    Girl are you a tuba? Cause you're getting played by a really weird dude
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    AGA YGA
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  • 18
    YOUR IDIOT NAME IS YOUR FIRST NAME AND WHATEVER YOUR LAST NAME IS.
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  • 19
    Luke Mones @LukeMones Pimp my Ride was insane. some guy would be like "i need to fix my camry so i can get to work" and Xzibit was like "ok well we turned your trunk into a fish tank." www
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    Of course I'm only learning about this NOW... Why does my son have a spoon stuck to his gaming screen? SyncMester 1248380 Q Search (CarD
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  • 21
    from baby to chonker Chick-fil Chick-fil-A Sauce INGREGERTS SU TOMATO PASTE, GRAN SYRUP VEGAR TURAL HICKORY SMOKE FLAVOR CARAMEL CELOR SPICER GARLIC ONION NATURAL HAYOR OLEGREDIN MAN WATER MUSTANG DELLE VALLAR WATER MUSTARD HID CALL UNIRG FARINA UPCE CAN USTALLED VIA ES VELK SALY CIDIA VINEGAR LEMON CE CONCENTRATE GMC FROM GLADAD FLAVOR DRAIO CONTAINS Fecks for ChickA Marta C34F NET WT. 102 (g) w Chick-fil Chick-fil-A Sauce INGREDIENTE SOMAN ON SUGIN BOAR TO FASTC CHRYGRUPASAR MA CONGN BATURAL F
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    Oh it's chilli outside BadtasteBB
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    I am no longer Panicking at the Disco I am now Dissociating at the Grocery Store
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    little lady gams @lexaprose writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits 8:29 PM - Dec 4, 2020 Twitter Web App 15.1K Retweets 464 Quote Tweets 82.3K Likes
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    Morris @Arsenal Morris Banger that seat. No f cker annoying you or trying to speak to you and decent size table for beers Jonathan Hazan @jhazan 23/04/2024 I don't know how this could be considered an acceptable seat in any class! Power oats win LNER LNER
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    Anonymous asked: every time u use the word worksona i lose my mind sbsnsn its so funny rathernoon answered: idk where i got it from but i can't stop saying it. my worksona is cis. she loves people. she loves christ and capitalism. her third eye is closed and ready for work
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    "CLASSY" FRED BLA... @megantheevalium having a therapist is so funny like this is my emotional support 26 year old white girl with a masters degree
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    Not only did the last people to rent this Airbnb. leave a whole bottle of vodka, they also left us with this DOUBLE WORD SCORE TRIPLE WORD SCORE DOUBLE SCRABBLE Phrag BLE RD RE TRIPLE LETTER SCORE UBLE TTER CORE TRIP DOUBLE WORD SCO
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    Me trying to listen to my own advice
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    CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION OF THIS BOOK FOR FREE! 16 go bac me thinki exactly b of fact. the san Here "Su 11
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    DOD You're nauseous because you haven't eaten I can't eat this I'm nauseous A Resting
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