A Bunch of Nerdy Memes for Clever People, You Wouldn’t Get It

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John Summers • Contributor
Nov 5, 2024 8:00 PM EST

How come so many great ideas come to us when we are in the bathtub? Like Archimedes coming up with the hydrostatic principle while taking a bath or… Ummm… well, it seems my hypothesis was unfounded since I cannot find another example of a scientific discovery made in the bathtub. But why? It seems like a good place to get sudden realizations about the universe. Lying there, surrounded by warm water, should definitely be a good place for a Eureka moment.

I remember having the idea of helium luggage while taking a bath - a suitcase with a compartment you can fill with helium to reduce its weight, thus saving you money when you fly. Is it a dumb idea? Sure! Does it make any sense? Absolutely not! Am I just now realizing this entire entry has no purpose and it just served to prove my original assumption wrong? Shut up!

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    I Changed My Clock To Alphabetical Time 3 10 6 12 28 Franklin 11 5: 4. 7 1 9
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    Schrödinger's Supermarket! ARE WE OPEN M
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    Meme for Mathematicians @Math Restaurant He is very skilled in mathematics. I'm a mathematician Ok, then name all the digits in pi 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 That's on me, I set the bar too low.
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    Ancient Greek Astrologers be like... AH YES A GOAT
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    WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A COW WITH AN OCTOPUS? A VISIT FROM THE ETHICS COMMITTEE AND IMMEDIATE WITHDRAWAL OF YOUR FUNDING
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    Solar eclipse. CAT CAT CAT
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    FINALLY! MY FIRST "STEP" OF EVOLUTION! NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOW! PATREON.COM/ Idiot of the East Eh? *YEEET*
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    This 5,000-year-old prosthetic eye found near Zabol in Iran is the oldest in history. It was made from tar and animal fat and painted gold. The wearer was a 6' tall priestess. Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad @the_moviebob Do. Not. Remove. The. Golden. Eye. From. The. Unnaturally. Large. Holy. Woman's. SKELETON. Please. Funny.co
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    Should You Trust That Doctor? CollegeHumor The Doctor NO PROFESSIONAL TRAINING Spin Doctors Dr Pepper TRUST WITH YOUR LIFE Dr. Dr. McCoy Quinn 式 Dr. Seuss Dr. Strange Doc Brown Dr. Dre Doc D Dr. Bunsen Honeydew Doogie Howser, MD J.D. Dr. Fishman Dr. Mario Dr. Oz Zoidberg Dr. Dr. Phil Horrible Doctor Venture Dr. ⚫ Spaceman Doctor Evil DOCTORATE IN MEDICAL STUDIES POSSESSES A PROFESSIONAL Dr. Robotnik Doctor Octopus Dr. Hannibal Lector RUN. RUN VERY FAR.
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    On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is your pain? Explain. π SADANDUSELESS.COM Low level, but never ending.
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    Strong knowledge in MEMES and MATH is required to understand this. 十方 +
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    -% Catherine Zeta Jones Complex arguments Riemann Zeta Function ((s) = Σ n=1 Searching for Zorro Searching for Zeros
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    It's Not The V-V+at That Kills You, It's the F=MAY ΔΙ
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    Shakespeare was really ahead of his time SHAKESPEARE QUOTE OF THE DAY An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made.
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    Christian Keil n @pronounced_kyle Subscribe My 3-month-old son is now TWICE as big as when he was born. He's on track to weigh 7.5 trillion pounds by age 10 9:41 AM 16 Mar 24 279K Views •
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    TIME TRAVELER:Be careful, interaction could change history ME:Got it, ride dinosaurs very carefully TT:Nope. No. You cannot ride dinosaurs M:Oh, ok, only ride 1 dinosaur TT:Zero dinosaurs M:Gotcha. I understand TT:You're still holding a giant saddle M... This is for something else
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    Music is just wiggling air the-sunshine-cult don't do this. don't do this to me today. mrmansand and color is just wiggling light. thanks for coming to my ted talk inside-us-only-stars Artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle passionpeachy an artist's best quality: their wiggles
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    Tell me about your age 8:44 pm 13.7 billion years What? How?.. 8:58 pm 8:54 pm Since matter can neither be created nor destroyed, I'm as the same age as the universe. Don't talk science. I won't feel 9:06 pm attracted towards you. 8:44 pm Acc. to Newton's law, bodies with mass attract each other. 8:54 pm I'm done. we'll never meet again. 8.58 pm Acc. to Quantum Physics every event has a possibility, so we may meet again. 9:06 pm
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    Half full OPTIMIST Half empty PESSIMIST Glass of water REALIST "WHAT'S IN THIS UNLABELLED BEAKER?" LAB SCIENTIST
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    OWENCOMICS.COM @OWENBROADCAST HEY! THE LAWN EDGE LOOKS GREAT. FEELS LIKE IT TAKES FOREVER. HOW LONG DOES THAT TAKE? 1
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    Looking over a balcony balconx
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    28 Lord Kelvin: There is nothing new to be discovered in physics now. All that remains is more and more precise measurement. Scrödinger 14922 Vasan Planck Bohr Einstein
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