17 Hilarious Yet Smoothest Ways Guys Got The Girl

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Oct 24, 2017 1:00 PM EDT

Every been asked out by a guy using the cheesiest of "pick up lines?" Well, these people might have you beat! 

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    Food - [] uglyhag 6476 points 3 days ago I was bartending. A customer I had a few good conversations with asked me what time my shift ended, and I told him 2 AM. He leaned back and said, "Can I order a coffee? I'm going to need it if I want to stay up until 2 AM."
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    Text - 5645 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 [-] Treebone_Dickrat days ago) I snagged my wife of 8 years with... "I have an 8" telescope. Want to come over, have some dinner and drinks...look at the stars?" She immediately drove from Texas to NM. genuinely surprised I was actually talking about an 8" telescope I've been disappointing her ever since! Lol
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    Text - [] kisann 8911 points 4 days ago So, I was in a predental program at my college and one of the requirements was a class with all the different premedical students about applying to our actual dental, medical, veterinarian, etc schools. There was a guy who sat behind me in that class and we always bickered back and forth. So at the end of the semester we have to get up and give presentations with the other people in our grad programs. Dental went the first day, and this guy was in the misc
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    Text - [] attilathehyundaixx 10.1k points 3 days ago Summer of sophomore year, there was an ice cream store I would go to religiously every other day. They had a huge selection of flavors that rotated frequently, and the guy that worked there could predict what I'd order because it'd always have to be whatever's new. It got to the point where I didn't even have to order. I'd just walk in and he'd have a cone ready for me by the time I reached the register. But we never really talked outside of i
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    Text - 7 7 856 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) HBLecter At university my guy friend saw that I was having a bad day in one of our morning classes. He came and sat down next to me and said "You look like you could use a pick me up, how about I pick you up at 7"? He escaped the friend zone that night and we ended up dating for a year. 7
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    Food - [ pickle_lady Him: bubble tea is gross 6898 points 3 days ago Me: ugh bubble tea is the worst Him: we should go out for bubble tea, and not order bubble tea Us: together for four years
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    Text - [-] dollyhepatie3617 points 3 days ago He came into my chocolate shop everyday for a week on his break (he worked at the shop next to mine) and we had fun random conversations about life. On Friday, he came in looking a bit disheveled and I was genuinely concerned; asked him if everything was okay. He looked at me with the most vulnerable eyes and said, "would you please let me take you on a date tonight?" It was so upfront and honest. He wasn't trying to conceal any emotions or hidden ag
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    Text - [-] raccoonbae6828 points 3 days ago He literally ran after me. We had a class together and started talking about two weeks before it ended. I thought he was cute as hell but didn't think he felt the same way. He and his buddy lived the same way I did and on the last day of class, they walked home with me but split paths after a few blocks So I'm walking and kinda gushing to a friend via text about him and I hear someone running and it's him! He tells me that he'd be a massive idiot unles
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    Text - [-] Attacked_yoda 3078 points 3 days ago I was at a party with a friend of mine when this guy comes over with a deck of cards. He insisted on showing my friend his "party trick" and proceeded to have her choose a card at random. She grabbed the card and kept its identity to herself and he placed it back in the deck and shuffled it He started laying down cards and ended when he reached 10. He looked up at her and said "Do you notice anything interesting about these cards I laid down?" She
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    Motor vehicle - [] ladycuntsworth 987 points 3 days ago I was at a party with this really cute guy that I had been talking to for a bit. I didn't really know anyone there though so I wanted to go home, and his friend was way too drunk so he ended up giving us both a ride home. Anyway,he dropped me off first which I was kind of bummed about because I was planning on making a move once his friend left but I assumed he did it on purpose and wasn't into me. Not 10 minutes later I get a call to come
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    Text - [ DaughterEarth 4595 points 3 days ago In grade 8 a guy friend of mine came to my door with a plastic watering can. He opened with "John told me that you have to make it memorable when you ask someone out, so I brought you a watering can." SUPER CUTE. I definitely will always remember. I said yes. We dated for 2 weeks and then both concluded we are better as friends, but it was stilll the best way I've ever been asked out.
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    Text - [- gymger 2959 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) I met a guy when I was like 16 at a convention; we happened to be in the same area and really hit it off talking about art and drawing. We started doodling each other while still chatting away, and exchanged portraits when it came time to part ways. He signed his drawing of me with his phone number. For two nerds at an cosplay convention, that was pretty damn smooth.
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    Text - HOT -] irunforbeer 3739 points 3 days ago One Saturday morning there was a knock on my door. I opened it and there was a young guy my age with a construction vest in. He stared at me for a couple seconds and I said, "can I help you?" "Hello! We are doing some work on the pipes on this street...." he was basically telling me I couldn't flush the toilet for a couple hours while they did the work. A couple hours later, they were done and gone. I had to run some errands so I went to leave. St
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    Text - [- CHIMICHANGAS 5270 points 3 days ago When I was living in Boston there was a really cute guy who would play his guitar and sing in the stations along the blue line. I always gave him a few bucks because a) he was really cute, and b) he was really talented. He'd smile and call me the girl with the yellow roses (I have tattoos of yellow roses on my back), and then I'd get on the train and be gone. I was (still am, actually) in a long- term relationship but I figured it was just harmless f
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    Text - [] J4viator 7549 points 3 days ago At one of my old labs there was a job where you work with a partner who has to print numbers on these little plastic cases for you to put samples in. You're doing it for hours, so it gets really boring, but you've also got to concentrate, cause if you mix up the numbers then two patients could get each other's diagnosis and you could kill someone. The advantage of this job is that you can basically talk to the person you're working with for hours, becaus
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    Text - [-] Happymomof4 10.4k points 3 days ago We met at college. We started hanging out after some friends introduced us and he told me about D&D. I'd never played so he said he would teach me the rules. One night after we'd been hanging out for a few weeks we started talking about relationships (as in past relationships). He told me about some ex-girlfriends (just briefly, I dated her for 6 months, then her for 2 years type stuff). Then he asked me about my past relationships. OK, so my back s
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    Product - [] Leachy76 1836 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) Walking through a crowded train station my eyes met with a man talking into his phone. Not looking away he said "Sorry, something's come up." snapped the phone shut (remember when phones did that?!) and walked straight over and said hi. Hands down the smoothest thing ever.
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