So I was on Chat-roulette one day trolling around as a ghost that looked a lot like a Klan member, when I rand into a real Klan member.
What unfortunately isn't captured in this picture is when he answers he's the Imperial Wizard of something or other, and I respond with "Oh! I know, isn't that some kind of Jewish thing? It's right above or bellow a Rabi, right??" At that point he went into a major Klan-Rage mode and I lawled.