Ellen Reads Your Auto Corrects

Office food thief steals coworker’s food for 6 months, learns the hard way it's been dog food all along: 'Their hair does seem shinier' 1

'Keep your word’: Carpenter tenant gets evicted after making a gentleman's agreement and spending $10k of his own money on renovations, rips everything out as he goes and gets the last laugh 2

'Ring ring! Here's me on your off day!': Employee bothers their boss with trivial work matters on their day off to prove a point about office hours, earning uninterrupted weekends for 2 years 3

Stepmother encourages 19-year-old stepdaughter to put an end to joint family holidays with her husband's ex-wife 4

Work potluck turns petty when mooching coworker refuses to contribute: 'I got in trouble the next day... it was worth it though' 5

20 of the Best Dad Jokes of the Week (November 23, 2024) 6

'You can't return the shorts that you're currently wearing': 30+ Times customers asked inexplicable questions 1

'Keep your word’: Carpenter tenant gets evicted after making a gentleman's agreement and spending $10k of his own money on renovations, rips everything out as he goes and gets the last laugh 2

Office food thief steals coworker’s food for 6 months, learns the hard way it's been dog food all along: 'Their hair does seem shinier' 3

Petty boss refuses employee's request for paid sick leave, then fires employee when she puts in her 5-week resignation notice: ‘At this point I’ve had enough’ 4

Work potluck turns petty when mooching coworker refuses to contribute: 'I got in trouble the next day... it was worth it though' 5

'So what's for lunch?': Coworker won't stop mooching off of employee's lunch, refusing to eat anything else 6