Yikes, guys, it's another Monday. It's funny how time passes extra fast when you're not at work, but the second you clock in, minutes pass like days and the wall clock defies physics and starts ticking away at the speed of molasses. Weekends flash by in an instant, but the workday? Not so much.
And now with daylight savings time, 9-5 employees have a whole lot to look forward to! Like the pitch darkness that awaits us in the employee parking lot or the vitamin D deficiency.
We should all just stop working in the winter like some hibernating animals because human beings aren't so different from bears. We don't need to be out here making spreadsheets and collecting customer data right now–we need to be home, cozy, and in our beds with our favorite movies in the wintertime. Keep that salary check coming, but don't expect us workers to show up to the office with a smile on our faces when there are gale-force winds outside before the sun even rises.
