Dogs are the rulers of this world. You thought that it was us? Hooligan hoomans? No, that's the wrong answer. Dogs truly rule the world. We think it's us, but this is what they want us to think - as humans we're comfortable thinking that. But if you think about it, really think about it - who do we care for? Who are the ones we love? Who are the cute creatures we dedicate playtime and walks in the park to? Who are the precious pawdorables we provide all their needs for? Dogs. The answer is dogs. We might be mighty hoomans, but we live for dogs.
Dogs might control our lives, but this is not the only thing they control. Dogs rule the internet. Dog pawrents are the ones responsible for that - they capture on camera the funniest, cutest, and most wholesome moments of their dogs and upload them everywhere, and we all see, enjoy, and realize who are the creatures that captured our hearts.
Look at this magnificent sploot. He was a sk8er boi, but then he turned into a Husky and had a Husky meltdown on his skateboard and splooted until the end of time.
The floof king commanding his army against the forces of army-with-no-dogs. And we all know that things with dogs are much better than things with no dogs. We're rooting for the floof king and his army.
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