38 Unhinged Wizard Memes That Get Progressively Weird as You Read On

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    We're not normalizing anything today. The Frog Mage Go ahead and be weird.
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    evilwizard Follow *at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus
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    Me: Starting today I'm gonna eat healthier Me at 11pm:
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    DUCT TAPE WIZARD MM 00
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    I CAST GREATER CUTICLE HANGNAIL
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    How it feel when I text bro at 4am And he replies
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    YOU DARE CROSS THE WARDROBE WIZARD? DO YOUR WORST IRRITATING SHIRT TAG! @MRLOVENSTEIN BUNCHED UP SLEEVES! WET SOCKS! please stop COMIC SPONSORED BY DUNCAN LATHLIN
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    YES I AM WORKING ON MY MISTAKES THE NEXT ONE WILL BE HUGE
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    michaelcurzi @michaelcurzi Follow When you haven't seen your bro in a while but you hang out again and it's exactly the same
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    opens like a trash can lid k creecak
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    nonsense seems to be escalating
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    Then what do you call a male witch and a male wizard? UM... I'M STILL A WITCH. YOU CALL ME A WITCH. OR JUST REFER TO HIM BY HIS PROPER TITLE: POSER. OH, LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, WIZARD. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID MAGIC WITHOUT TEARING A HOLE IN REALITY? YOU CAN'T DO REAL MAGIC WITHOUT RISK, BOY. YOU CALL IT RISK, I CALL IT INCOMPETENCE, OLD MAN. I'LL SHOW YOU COMPETENCE, YOU LITTLE PISSANT. TRY NOT TO BLOW YOURSELF UP IN THE PROCESS, YOU HACK. ANYWAY, A WITCH IS A WITCH AND A WIZARD IS A WIZ
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    in the 18-24 age bracket
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    Diff tar UNIX MAGIC *ss 7L null pwo box * spawn Jfo nroff OREGANO Shell script UNITECH RESTON VIRGINIA wwwwwwww 17031860-1000 * awk dates root ke uuc troff
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    PLEASE WAIT WHILE THE WIZARD INSTALLS THE SOFTWARE
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    Wizard: So I've been talking to the artificer, and I have an idea for a hidden last ditch weapon. DM: What you got for me? Wizard: I want to hollow out three quarters of my wand and run an ice pick down the length. DM: So like an all-in-one to save from having to draw your dagger? Not bad. Wizard: Even got a name for it! DM:...which is? Wizard: AbracaStabra! DM The Party
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    Barbarian: Waiting to swing axe Wizard: Using their turn to carefully select the perfect spell to cast
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    Xavier opening commissions Dec. 3rd @xavierck3d Wizard with an Orb Earring 9:15 PM 11/29/21 ⚫ Twitter Web App
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    Cheezburger Image 10435176448
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    M.I.L.F MAN I LOVE FIREBALL
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    Level one Wizard: Just so you know, the strength of my body is on par with sliding door paper. I'm confident I can die just by falling over.
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    SORRY FOR NOT RESPONDING I WAS IN A DIFFERENT REALM
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    kaijuno How it feels when you find a good stick
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    NORMAL
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    IRON CROWN ($4.75 CANADA) $3.50 U.S. 101 ENTER J.R.R.TOLKIEN'S WORLD iddle-earth Quest Middl TM 0224 $3000 MAP LOOSE B23SEN But of PRIM IW TM CHALA SPY V IN ISENGARD 1.C.E. A GAMEBOOK BY IZ Amthor
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    I cast this stone to your nuts
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    how me and bro would dress if society would allow it:
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    gandALF
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    Me: I don't like people knowing I'm a Wizard, I'm discreet with my beliefs.. Also Me: St
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    Normal People wizard core bindstep chaoswave hex-pop magic choir Wizard summon rock Music magerage cadabra trance spellpunk sigilstep servitor grunge runewave chaos jazz wizard funk ward metal rune n' bass spell n roll grimoiregaze wizzy underground caster core orbstep conjure rock pondersynthe illusion metal voidstep mage-pop warlock rock @Tarotsmith
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    tending to my realm (cleaning my room)
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    where I hide from emails
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    榮 KennySHWA
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    it's like nobody wants to venture into the mysterious fog anymore.
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    When the wizard ran out of mana, the missiles got real.
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    I AM CRINGE BUT I AM FREE
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    McPONDER 892 ORB ST DRIVER HAWAII LICENSE NUMBER 01-47-87441 DOB 06/03/1981 06/03/2008 HT WT HAIR EYES 5-10 150 BRO BRO CTY ISSUE DATE CLASS RESTR ENDORSE 06/18/1998 HONOLULU, HI 96820 3 Mahmin
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    HANNAH HILLAM @HAN FEED /BUZZFEE ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP? YES I AM. NOW SHUT UP Why did Gandalf the White not have a hat?

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