'The secret ingredient is crime': Goofy Ginger Himbo Cat Suspiciously Sneaks Downstairs After His Hoomans Fall Asleep, Gets Hilariously Caught Snacking on Thanksgiving Turkey

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Dec 3, 2024 12:00 PM EST

Happy Tuesday, feline fam. The only thing we love more than Thanksgiving is Thanksgiving leftovers. Turkey sandwiches stuffed with all of the fillings, turkey soup, literally everything turkey for at least the next week. You know who also loves Thanksgiving leftovers? Cats. Especially when they are sneakily stolen in the middle of the night. The secret ingredient to these scrumptious morsels of food is crime, and you just can't beat it. That's why cats don't usually like it when you give them food, food always tastes better when it's stolen.

Well, one goofy ginger himbo cat took matters into his own paws one evening while feeling a bit peckish. He waited until all was quiet in the house…not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse! He snuck downstairs, and what did he see? But a beautiful turkey, as tasty as can be. He crept up to the bird and tasted a piece, and when the lights turned on, he was covered in grease! 

Okay, we may not be the best poet, but this silly story of an orange himbo gettting caught snacking on the Thanksgiving turkey is definitely worth a scroll. It's better than our poetry, that's for sure!

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    We tried offering him some turkey all day. As soon as everyone went to bed he helped himself
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    Okay, if we stick our heads underneath this aluminum foil, the hoomans won't be able to see us even if they turn on the lights. This plan is foolproof. Nothing can go wrong. Absolutely flawless.

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    Wandering_Song • 2d ago . I only see two fat turkeys. Where cat?
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    That is one chonky cat, but it's the meowliday season, so everyone's a little chonky this time of year. His roundness and color could make him easily mistakable for a turkey, but we're expurrts at these kinds of things, so we can see him easy as pie (pun intended).

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    CleverInnuendo 2d ago. • He doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt!
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    Wilgrove 2d ago. Proud owner of an orange bra... No see, it has to be his idea, or else he won't do it.
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    FashionSunGal • 2d ago • He just want a little freedom and do it himself lol
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    curiousmind111 2d ago • You went to bed and left the carcass out?!?
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    temptress_velvets • 2d ago He's not just a Orange, he's a turkey connoisseur-waiting for the perfect moment.
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    Groovy_Cabbage • 2d ago why settle for some when you can have all
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    AurumArma · 2d ago • He wants your food. If you offer him food, it becomes his food. He doesn't want his food. He wants yours.
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    cheesecheeseonbread • 2d ago. "Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant." - Proverbs 9:17
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    DontcheckSR · 2d ago • Secret turkey tastes better
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    Omwtfyu 2d ago . Literally just tried offering our cat some turkey and she looked like I just offered her some of her own poop lol
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    zorro55555 • 2d ago There is no cat
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    Wendybird13 2d ago • • The most impressive part is that he got the Turkey out of the fridge and put it in the counter....
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    heavym3talthunder • 2d ago Peak Orange behavior
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    TheRealGongoozler 2d ago Proud owner of an orange brain ... Wanted to nibble in some dang peace and quiet
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    Pleasant-Put5305 · 2d ago • I have 3 cats, none of them like chicken or turkey - although that may just be a commentary on my cooking skills of course...
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    KatiaHailstorm • 2d ago • Judging by the size of him, maybe stop offering him human food altogether.
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    huehuehuehuehuuuu • 2d ago • Orange must have privacy to unleash his inner turkey vacuum.
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    Islandcoda 2d ago Orange connoisseur they can't see me with my head under this foil
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    | ColorMyTrauma 2d ago . • The secret ingredient is crime. Unstolen turkey just doesn't hit the same.
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