34 Dungeons and Dragons Memes to Refuel Your Manna Before Game Night (December 7, 2024)

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Dec 7, 2024 11:30 AM EST

You know your goose is cooked when your party unanimously decides to flee from the Valley Dragon by escaping into the hillside caves. Your DM fights a crooked smile and by the time you've all realized your error, you're rolling for constitution before a village of cave goblins attack your fireside camp. There, in the damp, dank darkness of the cave, you wish you'd taken your chances with an L8 dragon instead of 1,000 screeching cave critters. 

Alas, this eminent TPK was what your DM had planned all along. 

You can almost hear their diabolical inner chuckles as they glance at your Bard, Cleric, and Barbarian from behind their little tri-fold note-guard. With the dice weighed against your favor, things aren't looking very good for your crew, but you've forgotten one critical component. Your wizard, clad from head to toe in fireball spells, winks at your party and flails the lot of them in one desperate attempt to escape. And as your party races for the exit, a fiery explosion erupts like the holiday fireworks show and goblin limbs glance over your shoulders with haste. 

Perhaps this time, the party will survive with not but a singed rear and bruised egos.

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  • 01
    TFW YOU MISTY STEP TO GET IN REACH OF THE GOBLIN YOU PLAN TO SNEAK ATTACK AND YOU SEE A WHOLE NOTHER ROOM FILLED WITH GOBLINS
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    WHEN THE FIGHTER IS ABOUT TO ROLL DIPLOMACY BUT THE BARD STOPS THEM JUST IN TIME
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    When your Bard and Artificer crashes the party.
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    When the DM asks what you want to do on your turn I have concepts of a plan CN
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    the artificer attuning to a class exclusive item that they can't properly use just so that they can be affected by its curse. My goals are beyond your understanding.
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    Forgotten magic item DnD Player with a good plan Oh sh! DM
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    Leave the crime scene after the Heist was interrupted by the corrupt council member Explore the building and find a "Cookie" in the Employees only bathroom
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    When your unluckiest player rolls a natural 20 Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.
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    Druid with good berry. You're just a cheap knock off Artificer with alchemy jug infusion. Oh no no no... I'm the upgrade
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    DM: Player: I have Darkvision DM: IT'S MAGICAL DARKNESS
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    To hide that dagger you'll have to roll constitution. lol. Why constitution, why not discretion? Why constitution?
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    When you're sick during D&D and come to during combat I do not know who I am... I don't know why I'm here All I know is that I must kill
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    The DM when the party wants to do something truly batshit insane: DM I'll allow it.
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    Party of Level One player characters exists* That player with an elaborate backstory:
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    I get bitten by a mimic and it rolls a critical hit DM I bite it back DM rolling a con save and infect it with lycanthropy
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    The party when someone didn't understand the tone/ theme of the session:
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    MORE SKILLS, CLIMBING AND SWIMMING SPEED, EXPERTISE, EXTRA DAMAGE, BETTER SUBCLASSES, SPELLCASTING RANGER ACTION FIGHTER
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    Rolling a 20 on your persuasion check Rolling a 1 on your insight check
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    the consequences Vof their actions my poor players
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    My Party I love you in every Universe. Magic Fountains, Deck of Many Things, etc.
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    Artificer: *blows himself up, killing his PC* Barbarian realizing he can't kill the Artificer himself: It should have been me, not him!
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    The DM using lots of pirate puns for his NPCS (it is a special interest) My player just wanting to try out the swashbucker subclass
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    DM: The enemy rolls a 17 Me: Facebook.com/dndmemes
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  • 24
    The literal hundreds of goblins inhabiting the cave Our party thinking we're safe from the dragon in a cave
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    WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF IDEAS AND HAVE TO IMPROVISE HAVE THE PARTY HUNT A GIANT WISH-GRANTING CHICKEN WITH A GOLEM MECH
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    DM: so, you see the cultists walk- The rest of the party and I: The WHAT
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    THE GOBLINS WHEN THE SORCERER USES FIREBALL:
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  • 28
    AEOK Pathfinder players Congratulations! You are being rescued! 5e Players Please do not resist
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    WE HAVE GUIDING BOLT AND LOOK! MORE GUIDING BOLT.
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    A SINGLE GOBLIN (he has a name) (and a fancy hat) friends THE LEVEL 13 PARTY
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    Level 1 Wizard who learned magic in a "proper" magic school. A castle servant, who learned Prestigititation to clean stuff faster - finding out that learning magic is actually a lot of fun.
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    adventuring party but it's all my past characters P T
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    Me trying to give my players context while scrambling through my notes. And then he told me of the significance IT WILL BE SIGNIFICANT
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    Unsuspecting bandit encampment 38 Our warlock
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