27 Parenting Memes For Moms Who Are Capable of Catching Every Curve Ball Thrown at Them

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    Being a Mom means saying things that shouldn't be threatening, in a very threatening manner. Like, “JUST PUT YOUR SEATBELT ON!"
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    If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life imgflip.com SHOLE
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    Grandma's deserve to live fore 1/5
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    Moms in December. @bravoholic I decorated! I cooked! I made it nice!
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    Imagine your mom having this when you were younger. She could just do a 360 & beat your a History In Pictures @HistoryInPix 1961 Buick "Flamingo" with rotating front seat.
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    Kid: "Can you hold this?" Me: 004 Thoughts for @wivesnightin
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    Parent: No. That's a bad idea. Kid: @alyceoneword The GoodFilm P Save! just, like.... your opinion, man.
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    Preparing to get my kids out of timeout like @humorandwine I just wanna let them know that they didn't break me.
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    Me: I could use a good night's sleep. My Kids: With Love, Becca "We don't do that here"
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    RUG ONE'S'OME 38 Welcome to parenthood. Getting stuck in traffic for 30 minutes on your way home from a doctor's appointment is now your "me time". DraggingFeeties
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    When you're startled in the middle of the night by your son Accidental Super Mom I see a little silhouetto of a man
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    Me: [falling down a flight of stairs, sustaining injuries] Kid: Mommy...can I have a snack? @MotherPlaylist
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    When my kid asks for toast with honey, not toasted, cut in triangles, on a blue plate, no not that one, actually oatmeal instead: @with_love_becca My life is but to serve you, my lord.
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    Mom: Dinner's ready. I prepared something special today! Me* Dad*
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    my kid after I dropped "I'm rubber and you're glue" on him for the first time @madmommies I have no response. That was perfect
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    I'm pretty sure Moms are part of some sort of scientific experiment to prove that sleep is not a crucial part of survival 210
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    My 4-yr-old son thinks he's a ninja so my wife took a "before picture and showed him. He absolutely thinks he's completely invisible in fron of our black appliances.
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    When you're sick as a dog but still have to feed your kids breakfast in the morning เดด
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    KIDS CATCH YOU IN THE KITCHEN... "WHAT'S IN YOUR MOUTH?" AND I AM STANDING THERE LIKE, NOTHING..<
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    Ask me what I do all day. ONE. MORE. TIME.
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    My kid smiling My kid when I ask them to smile for a picture
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    Me: I love being a mom Also me: Google how do you fake your own coma Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
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    When the baby falls asleep on you and you try to move them to the crib
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    What you think playing in the snow with kids will be like What it actually is like
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    kid: you're the worst mommy in the world me: accept that @madmommies
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    Me: "I haven't slept in days, can you please stay in your own bed tonight?" My toddler: I don't give a @redyellowgreendance
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    when I tell the kids it's bedtime an hour early and hubs opens his mouth like "but it's only..." @madmommies go along with this or I'll cut you in half

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