A Treasure Trove of 31 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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    H Only a game designed by nerds would have "charisma" as a fantasy power
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    HENRY TRAIL MIX PRETZE "THE PARTY SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENSES OF THEIR ACTIONS 15. *DM* Look at that thing. Simpl Nature is beautiful
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    The players DM: "Describe how you open the door."
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    When you critical fail on your stealth check NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOW'S YOU'RE HERE
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    When your character dies and you have to come up with a new one by next week IG: TheFunnyintrovert Thanks for the math homework
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    evilsupplyco Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself. thebookworm This is surprisingly motivating. Source: evilsupplyco
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    When I describe a monster and the players with the Monster Manual memorized think they know its weaknesses but I've completely rewritten the stat block. Reality can be whatever I want
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    WHEN YOU CRIT ON A PERCEPTION CHECK
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    DM introduces new NPC DETECT EVIL PALADIN
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    My character at O HP The DM A creature with multi-attack MopeyAxe | Memedroid Gudim.
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    The Campaign D&D Players Why would the DM do this?
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    Making new characters: Fun origin Bonds Trauma Hopes and dreams
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    DM: *slaps campaign* This bad boy can fit so much emotional trauma in it &
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    When all of your friends are doing massive damage and you miss... again ORD AMES
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    M'LEAN "DON'T LET IT BOTHER YOU. LOTS OF FIGHTERS HAVE SWORDS THAT ARE SMARTER THAN THEY ARE."
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    THE SECRET SOCIOPATH I know I'm always saying this, but you know what'd get us out of this pickle? Torture. DE DORKLY
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    THE DM DESCRIBING BACKGROUND NPCS WHO WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE PART OF THE CAMPAIGN THE PARTY Who's that? Who is that? I want a name. imgflip.com
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    DM: Does a 32 hit? Me: FB/MyDND
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    Draconick @DraconickGaming Follow #DnD is a roleplaying game that let's you live out such fantasies as: - Having money - Making close friends as an adult - Traveling the world without crippling debt - Being able to change the world - Getting better at something with practice - Getting 8 hours of sleep each night 7:59 AM - 20 Apr 2019
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    "Stealth is optional for this mission" Me:
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    When you're one of the two races without dark vision
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    YOUR WIFE ASKS: "DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?" YOU'RE SO DEAD. COME ON, HIGH ROLL! AVOID AN ARGUMENT! 800 DRAGON NERDS LOVE TO PLAY "HOUSES & HUMANS" METZGER
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    Bobbins searches the cave. you FIND A GLOWING ROCK- I take the MAKE A rock, and- CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW. I FOUND A SPECIAL ROCK!!! uh- oh! p HARI DRAWS
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    I'LL DESTROY THIS GROUP NO WAY! OF ADVENTURERS! I'LL WRECK THEM AS SOON AMATEURS. AS A SEE THEM! RED DRAGON BEHOLDER WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK? AMATEURS. OWLTURD.COM SCHEDULING CONFLICTS
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    the-money-dog Your D&D class based off of your Hogwarts house Ravenclaw: Wizard Gryffindor: Wizard Hufflepuff: Wizard Slytherin: Wizard Source: the-money-dog 13,065 notes D
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    SHOWING UP TO D&D ON TIME WITH SNACKS
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    Dm: rolls a d20 then say nothing Party: about it
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    New players trying to figure out how percentage dice work V = = 377 r²h A = πr² C = 2лr sin 30° 45° 60° COS tan 1 2222- 2 √3 2x 60° 30° x√3 455 tan (9) |sinxdx=−cosx+ C 10 dx COS X tgx+C, figxdx=-In/cosx+ dx sin x 19+C = Intg -=-arctg dx a²+x² a dx In S r h V = r²h e/rad ax² + bx+c=0 =0 -4ac =0
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    The helpful" npc who ended up turning into a horrible monster The veteran players who learned to trust no one.
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    Players: how does this towns economy work? Me, the DM making it up as i go: HES TUO it just works.
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    MY PLAYERS TALKING TO NPCS. You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, give me $200
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    Noble PC the whole party trying to intimidate shopkeepers for discounts I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?
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    when you're a guard and let a party of misfit adventurers pass by after they cast charm on you Those bastards lied to me
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    PCs DM Improvising an NPC GG What's your name?" I've got a name. And it's a good name too.' 55
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    The party trying to play a serious My Tabaxi PC who joined the campaign party to fund his crippling addiction to cheese Ba K
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    must choose at an early age: family or career. All the best heroes are orphans, and so thou HandbookOfHeroes.com
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    PLAYERS WHEN THEY HAVEN'T BEEN TAKING NOTES SINCE THE BEGINNING. @DnDDads THAT IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!
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    Dm giving experience Low Level Party Low Level Party That's enough. Low Level Party *PAP* Low Level Party
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    Bard: hey is this NPC.... cute? Is he thicc? DM: [softly] Don't.
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    AW, I SLEEP CAN'T FIT WORK D&D GAMES INTO MY SCHEDULE. FOOD D&D OR CAN I?... SLEEP WORK
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    DM: LET'S RECAP WHAT WE DID LAST SESSION imaflip.com PARTY I HAVE NO MEMORY OF THIS PLACE

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