31 Obvious Instructions That Assume We’re the Dumbest People Alive

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    D Made for McDonald's. Printed in China. Fabriqué pour McDonald's. Imprimé en Chine TMMC &/et 2012 Paul Frank Industries LLC
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    DER OR CHOP ILES, ONION, C, MASH AVO- WITH LEMON OMBINE CHILI OCADO AND WARMED N LL TORTILLA PLACE IN PIE PLATE IN HOT OVEN UNTIL CRISP, DIP IN MELTED BUTTER AND SPRINKLE WITH SALT CAN BE USED FOR DIPPING GUACAMOLE PASTE AND IN PLACE OF CRACKERS FOR HORS D'OEUVRES FLOUR TORTILLAS MAY BE USED AT MEALS INSTEAD OF BREAD Protein 4 Vitamin A C Calcium 15 Thiamin 15 Niacin 10% Percent Daily Van diet. Your Daily depending on you Total Fat Sat. Fat Cholesterol Sodium Total Carbohydra Dietary Fiber Calor
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    WARNING Always wear goggles Never use indoors or enclosed spaces Do not take on airplanes 18+ Usage & Sale Do not post Don't be a dick with our products AVERTISSEMENT Masque obligatoire Pour un usage en extérieur uniquement Vente & Utilisation interdite aux mineurs Les transports par avion post INSTRUCTIONS 1. Detach ring from side of unit-br 2. Hold unit with ring pull at the top 3. Pull sharply to the side, drop & MODE D'EMPLOI 1. Détachez la goupille-Cas sécurité 2. Tene ne par la fr d'un ges
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    CASTLE GOLF'S MEN'S GOLF RULES 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER-WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 4. AVOID A QUICK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE... WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. VERY GOOD. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE AND TEE OFF!
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    instructions for use> After showering, apply generously onto any skin that evokes warm, scaly memories of the pet iguana your cousin Danny had in seventh grade. mode d'emploi> Après la douche, appliquez généreusement sur tout type peau dont la texture rappelle souvenir chaud et écailleux de le de ce petit iguane de compag que votre cousin Danny avait en septième année. not for individual sale/ The peut être vendu
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    ARD. HAVE FUN. FIVE D MAKE YOUR SHORTS LAST! Wash them inside out with cold/warm water. DO NOT put them in the dryer. DO NOT se bleach. DO NOT bungee jump with them. DO NOT eat them. DO NOT pass go.
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    不二區 FUJI YA Ат SUPER FUN HIGH QUALITY CHOP STICKS 600 W. Lake Street, Minneapolis Tel: (612) 871-4055 www.fujiyasushi
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    NAC North F Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions Step Step 2 Step 3 Step xem
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    HAND WASH COLD, NO DEM DUI WRING TWIST / LINE DRY IN SHADE / DO NOT IRON LAVER À LA MAIN À L'EAU FROIDE, SANS JAVELLISANT/NE PAS ESSORER NI TORDRE/ ÉTENDRE À L'OMBRE/NE PAS REPASSER 漂白剤は使用しないで下さい/水で 手洗いし、絞らず日陰で平干ししてく ださい PRACTICE SAFE EATING. ALWAYS USE CONDIMENTS.
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    INSTRUCCIÓNES Como Usar Tu Sombrero Nueve Correcte No Incorrecto Incorrecto Fig. ID ¡Atención!
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    compu songs, Autofill samplin shuffle it stays 1. Music capacity is based on 4 minutes per 2. Do not eat iPod shuffle. 3. Rechargeable batteries have a limited num to be replaced. Battery life and number of www.apple.com/batteries for more inform 4. Some computers require either the option (sold separately).
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    Chocolate Chip COOKIE DOUGH Og TR FA PER SERV OR MISSING DO NOT CONSUME RAW COOKIE DOUGH KEEP COOKIE
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    PULL If that don't work PUSH If that don't work We're Closed COME AGAIN
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    PRESS FOR "UP" PRESS FOR "DOWN"
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    Instructions: Checking Baby's Diaper YES NO
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    Only fion Arm Rough Play Wowed in DO NOT BREATHE UNDER THE WATER
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    DO NOT SIT ON FENCE.
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    No diving A WARNING NO DIVING! Shallow water You can be permanently injured
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    You may be at risk for throat cancer if you: • Smoke or chew tobacco; Have a throat or mouth; • Have hoarseness that won't go away; • Have trouble swallowing food; • A lump in your neck. Get checked now. OR MORE INFORMATION about throat cancer, go to www.cancer.org/throatcancer
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    NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT IS CLOSED MANAGER
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    CAUTION FIRE IS HOT
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    This product contains peanuts.
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    pie fiv PIZZ [Open box before eating pizza. J
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    CAUTION Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.
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    خبر دار ہی ہوشیار قت میں داخل ہونے سے پہلے تسلی کر لیں کہ لفٹ موجود بھی ہے یا نہیں ایسا ہو کہ آپ لفٹ کے بغیر ہی نیچے چلے جائیں ***ATTENTION*** BEFORE ENTERING THE LIFT CHECK WHETHER LIFT IS PRESENT OR NOT
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    IF DOOR DOES NOT OPEN DO NOT ENTER
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    STOP
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    FOOD is an important part of a balanced diet!

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