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‘I regret moving in’: Unemployed neighbors with 9 kids ruin first-time homeowner’s dream, turning his yard into a dumping ground, blasting music until sunrise, and letting their kids turn his property into a daily demolition site

‘I regret moving in’: Unemployed neighbors with 9 kids ruin first-time homeowner’s dream, turning his yard into a dumping ground, blasting music until sunrise, and letting their kids turn his property into a daily demolition site

18-year-old refuses to invite his parents to his high school graduation because they favored his 4 younger siblings over him for his whole life: 'I got tickets for my grandparents instead'

18-year-old refuses to invite his parents to his high school graduation because they favored his 4 younger siblings over him for his whole life: 'I got tickets for my grandparents instead'

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"

26-year-old brother kicks 22-year-old college grad sister out of his apartment after she breaks his one rule to not invite strangers over: "One of them was drinking from my mug"

26-year-old brother kicks 22-year-old college grad sister out of his apartment after she breaks his one rule to not invite strangers over: "One of them was drinking from my mug"

‘He was trying to intimidate me into doing it’: Arrogant coworker tries to order employee to work for free on an external ‘side project’ because he doesn't have the budget for an expert opinion, employee adamantly refuses

‘He was trying to intimidate me into doing it’: Arrogant coworker tries to order employee to work for free on an external ‘side project’ because he doesn't have the budget for an expert opinion, employee adamantly refuses

Experienced employee gets asked to train the new hire, leading him to discover the trainee is earning a higher salary: ‘I was honestly surprised the pay was this good for an entry-level gig’

Experienced employee gets asked to train the new hire, leading him to discover the trainee is earning a higher salary: ‘I was honestly surprised the pay was this good for an entry-level gig’