25+ of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (December 20, 2024)

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    campaign BBEG battle: Wizard: *prepares Meteor Swarm* Cleric: *uses Divine Intervention to request the aid of a Solar* Druid: *casts Conjure Animals at 9th-level to create 32 chickens*
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    Owl! at the Library @SketchesbyBoze Stop shaming yourself for not pursuing a traditional career path. "Sea-witch turning men into pigs" is a real job. "Ghost girl haunting a mirror" is a real job. "Woman gathering herbs in the woods" is a real job. Your career is valid www
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    I'm against necromancy Cool, we can be friends until the demons are dealt with. But I'm using it to fight demons After that it gets.... difficult
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    I thought this was supposed to be a stealth mission. Yeah, they always START that way...
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    Combat does not determine who is right... But it always determines who is left. MARK ARTU 4/20
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    The DM when the wizard casts wish with a poor choice of words: BBC 6/20 BBC Your wish is my command. But be careful what you wish for...
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    maddy fellows @mabbylmao sorry i was weird last night. it was to move the plot forward 2:29 PM - 2022-05-31 Twitter Web App
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    Spellcasting Frontline Paladins Did you just take both pills!? W
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    9/20 Player who wanted to run a one-shot got this completely under control The regular DM Is that why everything's on fire?"
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    AC If you don't have the time and money for both a girlfriend and a dog, then I, a terrifying werewolf, am an excellent bargain Source: schmergo
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    The dm after hearing the party create conspiracy theories over a puzzle designed for the magic item they got 5 minutes ago. *breath in* boi
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    AND THEN WE ADD SOME HAPPY LITTLE TRAPS
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    The party trying to figure out how to get into the crypt Me, the DM, knowing it's not a puzzle and the door is unlocked made with mematic 14/20
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    Our DM checking the monster manuals after the Ranger said last session's combat was "too easy": Sensible Chuckle
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    STABS WITH KNIFE VECNA IN 5E VECNA IN 2E KILLS THE PARTY INSTANTLY
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    imgflip.com MY PLAYERS AS INDIVIDUALS MY PLAYERS AS A PARTY
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    anthraxlobster Free worldbuilding idea: Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all. "Are you kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don't trust any of that stuff. Who the h I knows what other components are in the ashes." "Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston's Divine Circle of Teleportation. There's some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take
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    (homebrew wild magic table roll every ten seconds) Legends of Avantris Legends of Avantris [adultswim.com] "why won't the players stay on task?m.com
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    When she looks through your phone but all she finds is: Recent searches Male Human Fighter with big sword Best Feats for Fighter QSoldier or Noble background QBattle Master Subclass ✗ × × × ×
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    JD&D @JdbCosplay Me at 15: I'm never going to need Pythagoras' Theorem in real life, why am I learning this Me at 27: So if the Cleric is 30ft in the air and his allies are 20ft away but on the ground, can he reach them with Bless?
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    The Wizard casting Light on their glasses for dramatic effect The Wizard ten seconds later
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    digitaldiscipline "Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you f up this time?" *indistinct vocals* "Dave, I've seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support." purewriting "I can't get this spell to work, Jane, can you look it?" *passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence* "I think you missed a bookend rune right here-" "GODS IT! IT'S ALWAYS SHO LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!" *angrily scribbles on parchment* (It takes five more aggrava
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    BABE PLEASE WE NEED TO ATTACK THE VILLAIN DURING HIS MONOLOGUE FOR AN ADVANTAGE No, I want to understand his motives and have an interesting back-and-forth before the fight made with mematic
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    5/20 How Canadians play DND. DM You seem like a decent fellow I hate to kill you. PC You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to di.
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    drackir Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake. beachfox You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is! Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars. are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It's just explaining to Firewing what you're tryin
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    PARTY WIZARD I am not trying to rob you! I'm trying to help you. ROGUE CURSED ARTIFACT
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