26 Pawsts of Pawsome Pets and Other Animals Marvelling Mistletoe Matchmaking Magic

As if Christmas were not sweet, cuddly, fluffy, and awwdorable enough, people decided it was important to add some lovin' plants for some romance. Not to ruin the holiday spirit with our cynical vibe, but don't you think this tradition is a bit invasive of personal space?

 

Anyway, animals don't mind much about purrsonal space. If you ask our pawsome pets, they're ready to lick our faces wholeheartedly any day of the week, and no mistletoe is needed. Mistletoes are for shy folks who need a push, that's not them. 

 

But it's a sweet thought, considering a coy canine, carefully cuddling, hoping, and waiting for his crush to pass under the mistletoe. Then, their gazes locked and pulses rushing, they would prepare their tongues for a good slobbery smooch. Such a romantic Christmas! And what about giraffes? Has someone given any thought to a timid giraffe who would greatly appreciate some help with pick-ups, but is just too tall to benefit from this effective New Year's tradition? Finally, consider the lobster. They aren't monogamous like Phoebe said, but they would love some lovin' nevertheless, and no one thinks about placing the mistletoe plant in water. 

 

For any of you who are fed up with people's smooching, we have for you a list of romantic animal pawsts standing under the mistletoe, waiting for some action. Our recommendation is to send it to someone you would love to stand under the mistletoe with. Trust us, it'll melt them way more than any plant.

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