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As foretold by the secret elite of yore, the year 2025 will bring upon the earth the winless bird. Not only does this mark a significant step forward in evolution but also in aviary flight capabilities. They will be able to cover half the globe in a matter of hours rather than days, changing migratory patterns forever.
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Another bird related prophecy is that when the coming of the end of this phase of earth shall come, all the birds shall transform back into their dinosaur forms. Bird owners be ware, your cages will not hold. And you had better had a tender steak on hand if you want to be spared.
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