This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day

In the only appropriate response to last week's incident in Miami where one man was caught eating another man's face, notorious YouTube assclown Vitaly Zdorovetskiy dressed up as a zombie and terrorized the city's residents. Thankfully, he went to the trouble of adding a disclaimer to his video: "Very Dangerous Prank! Almost Got Shot at 2:00! DO NOT TRY IT!" In related news, Ronald Poppo, the homeless man who had his face eaten off, remains in critical condition. [bi]