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New Year’s resolutions? Oh, that’s cute. Boy moms know better. We don’t have time to “drink more water” or “journal daily” when our mornings are spent locating rogue socks and answering deep philosophical questions like, “Can I jump off the couch if I’m wearing a helmet?”
Self-improvement? In this economy? Please. We’re just trying to make it through the day without stepping on a LEGO or hearing the distant crash of something shattering in another room. Every year, society expects us to balance our mom duties, keep everyone alive, juggle never-ending to-do lists, and somehow also squeeze in meditation and 10,000 steps a day. We’re not magical, okay?
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25 Memes for the Boy Moms Parenting Mini Monsters
The holidays are over, the decorations are packed away (or… mostly packed away), and we've survived yet another season of Santa-induced chaos. While the kids might be dragging their feet about going back to school, it couldn't come soon enough for us. The Christmas toys we thought would keep them occupied for at least a week barely lasted 24 hours before they were declaring boredom and trying to turn their new scooters into indoor demolition vehicles. Now, we're left with the aftermath: mountains of toys with no designated home, wrapping paper remnants that somehow keep appearing out of thin air, and a determined 6-year-old who cannot comprehend why they can't bring their Nerf blaster to show-and-tell.
But we did it. We survived the sugar highs, the toy battles, and the endless renditions of "Mom, watch this!" We've got a solid 11 months before we have to face the holiday whirlwind again, and for now, that feels like a victory.