The Cat Distribution System Strikes Again: Most Wholesome Moments Of Cute Cats Adopting Their Very Own Humans From The Past Week

Hey, friends! Let's talk about the Cat Distribution System or CDS that often strikes unsuspecting humans at the most random of times. Have you ever wondered why a random cat shows up and decides you're its new hooman? That's the magic of the Cat Distribution System (CDS) at work! Here's how it goes: Somewhere in the universe, an all-knowing feline overlord secretly assigns cats to hoomans who need a little extra purrfection in their lives. One day, you're cat-free; the next, there's a fluffy intruder demanding pets and food. It can happen in any place and at any time, a fluffy feline seems to simply materialize and before you know it, you have been claimed as their human. 

The cat evaluates your worthiness—soft couch? Good chin-scratches? Stocked fridge? Enough financial stability to finance a never ending supply of tuna? If you pass, congratulations! You're officially their chosen servant, er, family.  This happens to ensure every hooman gets the chaos, cuddles, and whiskers they didn't know they needed. So, if a kitty adopts you, don't question it. Just thank the CDS for sending you the purrfect companion. 

Today we are summing up the most wholesome moments of cute cats adopting their very own humans from the past week. Sit back, put your paws up, and prepare to be overcome with wholesome goodness. 

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