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Fun fact: we used to love sharks as a kid. We were obsessed with them…until we had a nightmare about being stuck in a shark enclosure and it was terrifying. Needless to say, after that we didn't like sharks anymore. But, if we magically woke up and were a shark, this is exactly how we would kiss our shark wife. More passion, more passion, more energy…but less teeth.
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Please be aware of vicious crogs roaming about your area! They will try to get you to invite them in with their unsuspecting innocence and long, sleek bodies. But do not let them in! Only chaos comes from engaging with them. Please call us immediately if you see one. We will come and cuddle them away personally.
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