25+ Funny Door Mats To Scare Off Your Neighbors

Author image for JR Atkinson
JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Feb 1, 2025 3:00 PM EST

A doormat is a chance to make a first impression with your guests. It's likely the first thing that they notice when coming into your house, and as they wipe their feet on it, they're probably starting to piece together how you live. If it's unadorned and well-used, it might say that you have guests over a lot and you're always throwing parties. If it's one of those fancy ones from West Elm, it might say that you enjoy the finer things in life, and you want others to know that. 

If you have a doormat that says "Go Away," then you might think twice about knocking on that door (especially if you're a Mormon missionary or someone trying to sell candy). Your doormat says a lot about you, so it's wise to choose one with care. I personally do not have a doormat. I don't know what that says about me besides that I live in an apartment building and don't like spending money I don't have to. 

Advertisement

  • These doormats, though, speak volumes. They show off their owner's sense of humor and may filter out anyone who can't take a good joke. I think that's an important function of it. That, and to make us laugh when we see them on the internet. 

  • 01

    And you are?

    HI. I'M MAT.
    via IcommentMostlyWithGifs
  • 02

    Saves me the trouble

    THE NEIGHBORS HAVE BETTER STUFF
    via IcommentMostlyWithGifs
  • 03

    Bro, so not cool

    NICE UNDERWEAR
    via IcommentMostlyWithGifs
  • 04

    Works just as good

    Doorbell Broken. YELL "DING DONG!" really loud.
    via IcommentMostlyWithGifs
  • 05

    Thrill me chill me fulfill me

    TOUCH ME IWANT TO FEEL DIRTY!
    via IcommentMostlyWithGifs
  • 06
    COME BACK WITH A WARRANT.
    via IcommentMostlyWithGifs
  • 07
    WELCOME BEWARE OF WIFE KIDS AND PETS ARE ALSO SHADY HUSBAND IS COOL
    via IcommentMostlyWithGifs
  • 08
    You read my doormat. THAT'S ENOUGH SOCIAL INTERACTION FOR ONE DAY.
    via IcommentMostlyWithGifs
  • 09
    OH NO! NOT YOU AGAIN
    via MissySassy
  • 10
    Gnaway Come in
    via IcommentMostlyWithGifs
  • 11
    home is where the pants aren't.
    via IcommentMostlyWithGifs
  • 12
    there's, like, a bunch of cats in here.
    via IcommentMostlyWithGifs
  • 13
    The Simmons eventually He just hasn't asked yet
    via wegotwoodbycrystal
  • 14
    A MESSY HOUSE IS A HAPPY HOUSE THIS ONE IS DELIRIOUS!
    via MissySassy
  • 15
    Gather SOMEWHERE ELSE
    via hi_matcompany
  • 16
    Thou Shalt Not Try Me Mood 24:7
    via ashleysmatsandmore
  • 17
    DELIVERY DRIVERS: WERE ROSS RACHEL ON A BREAK? YE'S Wo 2 NO
    via lisahollycomic
  • 18
    Check Your Energy Before You Come Into This House
    via ashleysmatsandmore
  • 19
    welcome PLEASE LEAVE BY 9:00
    via lexington_lettering
  • 20
    IF YOU'RE PIZZA, AMAZON, OR A DOG WALKER WE'RE HOME*
    via IcommentMostlyWithGifs
  • 21
    beware of dog.
    via MissySassy
  • 22
    Don't make me come out there. - Dog HGH COTTON C mour le
    via MissySassy
  • 23
    My house was clean last week. sorry you missed it
    via MissySassy
  • 24
    WELCOME! I hope you brought beer.
    via MissySassy
  • 25
    Beware of Cat
    via MissySassy
  • 26
    Cute Shoes TAKE THEM OFF
    via hi_matcompany

Want More? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.

Tags

design fail home decor millennial memes funny doormats doormats millennials homeowner funny pics funny memes dank memes Memes doormat meme snarky silly home interior design
Scroll Down For The Next Article