25+ of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (January 31, 2025)

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    Follow me, child

    New players Experienced DM Newbie friendly campaign
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    To spread blues

    PALADINS They're on a mission from God
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    Odd man out

    DM: I'm going to need the party to give me some stealth checks. The party: NAT ONE 17 20 18
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    And it's unbelievable

    Megan R. Miller @Pyrosynthesis What People Expect D&D to Be: -full cosplay, candles lit on table, deep hoods and ruddy mysterious ambiance- What D&D Actually Is: -four people in pajamas screaming at a piece of plastic for coming up on the wrong number-
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    They see me rollin', they hatin'

    WHEN YOU SLIP THE DM $20 UNDER THE TABLE O
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    sara @saraofswords an adventuring party that forms in the women's bathroom of the tavern because someone is crying and random drink girls at a bar will do anything for you 11:12 1/25/22 Twitter for iPhone
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    Villager: *bad Scottish accent*We kinnae thank ye anoof fer agreein ta fyte thas moonsta fer oos. It's poot fyve hooses en fyre, an we are tarrified et'll koom bawk fer moor. Paladin: Fear not, master Halfling. There is no terror we will not face, and we are well versed in slaying dragons, isn't that right, Monty? Ranger/Monty: I think this will make five for us. Villager: Ach, aye, I'm shor ye be retty tah take doon a drawgoon, bot thos is a DRACOON! Ranger: A Dra- a what?? Art by Kyli Walls Ku
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    First one's free, then you start to buy dice and a handbook, then a more dice, then the rest of the books, then the miniatures start, and once you're down that path, it's only a short road to dwarven forge. Then.... *Does line of 3D printer dust* you're truly lost. 26/11/2018, 04:46
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    Metagaming PC: That monster doesn't have that ability! Me, the DM: I am altering the stat-block. Pray I don't alter it further.
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    Heal downed Paladin Summon 8 Monkeys Druid MEME DICE TEMPLATE BY AFILINKOV.COM JAFILINKOV AFILINKOV KAFILINKOV
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    DM: What's your character idea? Player: Fey pact Warlock, but I want to throw a custom spell on it. DM: What you got? Player: My backstory is I made a deal to protect my soul by bringing them others. So I have a power called "eldritch healing", which uses my powers to... you get it. But the TWIST is that whoever I healed now owes a debt to the fey, so part of my debt is paid off. I figure by the time I hit level 20, I'll have squared it up. DM:
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    OUNGEON MASTERS GUIDE three manuals for the rules seven dice for the stats 9 races for the players but the masterscreen for the dark DM was made ifunny.co
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    You don't need to be a wizard To cast fireball
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    DO NOT CLAIM TO BE WHIMSICAL The Frog Mage IF THOU HAST NOT ENGAGED IN TOMFOOLERY
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    Tabaxi Bard: I would like to hide. DM: Roll your check. Bard: 8...WAIT! DM: *eyebrow raised* hmmm? Bard: Can I roll a persuasion check against being found? DM:...Interesting. Go on. Bard: You saw nothing. I am ham.
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    DoD How to include Dungeons & Dragons in your resume Relevant Skills Team Building Met with peers for twice-monthly creativity and conflict resolution exercises. Gained necessary experience for character and skill development Learned to quickly assess situations and collaborate to find the best practice solutions.
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    When everyone shows up to the session... on time... WITH SNACKS
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    Sean Hunt @seanofthehunt #DnD player - You've got this whole world planned out haven't you? DM-*Looks behind screen* There's nothing, only a hastily written note. It says -'sexy goblin?' DM - Yes
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    I think we're all in a dark place- D&D Addicts Anonymous I Have Darkvision!
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    NON-FUNGIBLE TRIDENT Weapon (trident), artifact (requires attunement) You gain a +3 to attack and damage rolls made with this magic weapon. Whenever you score a critical hit on a creature with this weapon they instantly di. In addition, the Non-Fungible Trident can be used to cast the Wish spell 3 times per day. Curse. You may never actually wield the Trident in a physical sense. You may never touch the Trident, or attune to it at all. Yes, you may have purchased it, and you do own it, however i
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    English Game: place the word "only" anywhere on the sentence She told the Paladin that she kills Goblins. parkourtoyoutoo: shadowwraiths: Ladies and Gentlemen, The English Language... What are you doing? STOP. THIS IS NOT FAIR. shadowwraiths.tumblr.com
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    Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'? Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps. OATH OF REDEMPTION Pray you never learn the limits of their compassion.
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    Is six a lot? Depends on the context M Dollars? No. Dnd players? Yes. imgflip.com
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    jumpingjacktrash a very short star wars meta in the first movie, when leia got rescued, she was expecting some kind of actual military operatives with things like a plan and an exit strategy and a working vehicle. this is why she was so salty about instead being rescued by basically the duke brothers and an angry carpet in a past-warranty space winnebago. like when the bad guys capture a diplomat you're supposed to send mission impossible, not cheech & chong uncle-whisky Leia wanted a full D&D p
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    DM: Tell us about your character Me: *unprepared* i was born at a very young age
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    When your party consists of a ranger, bard, cleric, and monk

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