The Prometheus School of How to Make Sure You Die in Space
Rule Number One If You Find Yourself In Space Encountering Chest-Bursting Aliens: Poke them. Poke them as much as you can.
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Manager assigns "urgent" task at 4:50 PM, employee refuses to work past 5:00 PM: 'Why couldn't this be assigned earlier in the day?'
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Overworked employee refuses to keep spending Saturdays doing unpaid fake “volunteer” projects that secretly aim at benefiting her boss’s friends and family, causing tension at work: 'These Saturdays are “optional” but everyone knows they really aren't'
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