Caturday Reality Check: Feline Influencer Lays Down the Law for Us Hoomans

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Mar 1, 2025 4:00 PM EST

Well her we are on a beautiful Caturday. The birds are quieter than usual, the temperature in the house is a little higher than usual and your cats are potentially cuddlier than usual. It is a wonderful day that brings peace and happiness to the hearts of so many a feline fanatic. But as you might have guessed from the title of this list, there is a guest speaker this week who has some critical information to convey to us.

This feline influencer has been amassing followers day by day, growing its 'cat cult' if you will. Teaching its followers about the new gospel of cat care. This is a manifesto spread out over hundreds of pawsts describing the new standards that cats deserve to live by and that us hoomans must abide by. Prepaw yourself for some rather shocking revelations.

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    Reasons not to eat your food if you're a cat 1. Bowl was placed down too loud 2. The vibe was off 3. Don't like chicken, as of today 4. Felt like I was being rushed 5. I'm a cat @purrfectinfluencer
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    Listen, I'd never hurt my cat but sometimes I wish I could turn into a cat so we could square up @purrfectinfluencer
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    Before adopting a kitten, remember the 3 phases of feline development. PLEASE PLAN ACCORDINGLY. 0-4 2-24 @purrfectinfluencer months months 2+ years
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    Cats in the Middle Ages -hard working - went to church - walked on hind legs - contributed to society Cats now: - lazy and ungrateful - atheists - too lazy to walk upright - do nothing all day @purrfectinfluencer
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    Rules for the cat ☑ Cat is not allowed on the furniture > Alright, the cat can go on the furniture, but definitely not on the kitchen table ☑OK, the cat can go on the table, but definitely not while we're eating....Deal? ☑Fine, the cat can go wherever it wants, whenever it wants, as long as it doesn't wake me up at 2am demanding to be fed. Ok, the cat will be fed at 2am and 4am as before @purrfectinfluencer
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    Nobody Lies Harder Than A Cat Who Just Had Dinner But Is Pretending Nobody Fed Them Dinner While Their Other Parent Is Giving Them Second Dinner. @purrfectinfluencer
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    Beneficial foods cats can eat Beneficial Foods Cats Can Eat Eggplant Benefits Beneficial Foods Cats Can Eat Salmon Benefits Supplements fatty acids Boosts immunity Blueberries Pears Prevent infections and boost immunity Benefits heart health Carrots Shrimp Supplements vitamins Prevents cancer Cooked winter Beef melon Boosts immunity Helps reduce Corn @purrfectinfluencer Beneficial Foods Cats Can Eat Benefits Provides energy Sweet potatoes kidney burden @purrfectinfluencer" Beneficial Foods Cats
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    Did you know that cats loaf when they feel safe? They tuck in their little paws, knowing they won't need to run.
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    Me thinking whether to be skinny or to be happy @purrfectinfluencer
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    Long ago exactly one cat died from being fed four minutes past feeding time and cats have told their children this for 3,000 generations @purrfectinfluencer
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  • Not gonna lie, this has got suspicious written all over it. If you ask us, we would say that this stink of the crafty work of the council of cats. Only they know how to manipulate story lines with such precision that we would be left believing that this was a real event that occurred.

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    I got a gift for your birthday! Thanks cake! @purrfectinfluencer
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    What my cat thinks she looks like What she actually looks like @purrfectinfluencer
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    Cats all day @purrfectinfluencer Cats all night GOGOGO
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    Me: *Wondering Why My Back And Sides. Hurt All The Time Also Me In Bed Sleeping Every Night: @purrfectinfluencer
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    Getting a kitten What I What I got expected @purrfectinfluencer
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    Website: we use cookies to improve performance Me: same @purrfectinfluencer
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    Anatomy of a cat @purrfectinfluencer Mischief coordinator Selective hearing device Treat negotiator Drama meter (meow) Mood indicator Super fluffy death trap Zooming gear Murder mitts
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    Beneficial Foods Cats Can Eat Salmon Benefits Supplements fatty acids Pears Prevent infections and boost immunity Carrots Supplements vitamins Cooked winter melon Helps reduce kidney burden @purrfectinfluencer
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    Beneficial Foods Cats Can Eat Eggplant Benefits Boosts immunity Blueberries Benefits heart health Shrimp Prevents cancer Beef Boosts immunity @purrfectinfluencer
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  • Well this is one heck of a genius plot. This influencer is obviously being paid off by the council of cats to convince hoomans that there is no food that cats cannot eat. Just imagine your dinner time preparations being turned into a virtual buffet for your feisty feline who has no sense of boundaries.

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    Corn Beneficial Foods Cats Can Eat Benefits Provides energy Sweet potatoes Helps with constipation Pumpkin Papaya Contains dietary fiber Supplements vitamins @purrfectinfluencer
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    Beneficial Foods Cats Can Eat Benefits Watermelon Egg yolks Supplements vitamins For shiny fur coat Chicken Rich in nutrients @purrfectinfluencer
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    Definition of a purr @purrfectinfluencer Purr | Pur|v. A form of trickery invented by cats where a cute vibrating sound is used for the sole purpose of getting whatever they want.
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