19 Illustrated Animal Jokes That Are Hilariously Silly

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  • 01
    Text - What do you get when you cross a pig with a millipede? Bacon and legs.
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    Motor vehicle - How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of the car? You put him on the front seat of the car
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    Text - Why did the little birdie fly to the hospital? HoS PITAL To get tweetment.
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    Text - Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunny-moon.
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    Text - What do you call a dentist who fixes crocodile's teeth? Totally crazy.
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  • 06
    Text - What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill? Eggrolls.
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  • 07
    Text - Who brings kittens for Christmas? Santa claws.
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    Motor vehicle - Can a flea jump higher than a bus? Of course! Buses can't jump.
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    Text - Why do flamingoes stand on one leg? Because if they lifted it, they'd fall over
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  • 10
    Text - Did you hear the joke about the germ? Actually, never mind. I don't want to spread it around.
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    Text - What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
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    Text - How did the snail get a view of New York City? By shell-icopter. AriTis
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    Text - What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
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  • 14
    Text - What do you call a dinosaur that's scared and worried all the time? A nervous Rex.
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    White - What happens when a cat swallows a lemon? You get a sourpuss.
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  • 16
    Text - What's a bat's motto? Hang in there.
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  • 17
    Text - Where should you leave your dog when you go shopping? In the barking lot.
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    Text - What do you get when you cross a cow with an earthquake? Milkshakes.
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    Text - What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken caesar salad
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