Derpy and Doting Doggos Spending Their Single Brain Cell on Loving You

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    "You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today"
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    when ur trying your best but nothing is going right
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    When you send a text to someone in the same room and wait for them to open it to see if they laugh
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    "I'm gonna take a quick nap" *8 hours later Me confused af:
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    Why would my own brain ruin my mood. like who's side are you even on
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    "With that personality nobody will like you" My dogs when they see me:
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    *Alarm rings* Me: What if I just don't go
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    me forcing my pet to sleep with me because I feel alone
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    putting on my active listener face when i'm actually knee deep in the dissociation pool
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    me trying not to let little things affect me so much cuz I'm a sweet lil cute flower who deserves to be happy
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    when someone says "have fun at work"
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    Me running on 2 hours sleep, coffee, energy drinks and no food:
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    "You mad babe?" "No" "Let's see a smile then"
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    "your order has been shipped" me:
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    Me every time I go to someone's house and they have dogs
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    *me telling my problems to my pet* my pet:
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    When you're hungry and someone tries to be funny
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    * Me trying to look good in pictures * My eyes:
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    Other people: I never let my dog sit on the couch, they'll ruin it Me with my dog:
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    When I finish arguing and I hear the person mumbling

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