30 History Memes That Prove the Past Is Just One Big Mistake After Another

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John Summers • Contributor
Mar 5, 2025 9:00 PM EST

I have a complicated history with… well, history. Back in school, it was my least favorite subject—right behind math. I found it boring, impossible to remember, and completely irrelevant to my life. How was I supposed to memorize endless dates and the names of people I had no connection to? Test after test, I failed miserably.

Then, everything changed. In high school, I got a new history teacher—one who didn't just rattle off facts and dates but told stories. Real, dramatic, world-altering stories. Suddenly, I could see how one guy deciding to shoot some Kaiser could spark a chain reaction that led to millions of deaths and the collapse of entire empires. It wasn't just a list of facts anymore—it was cause and effect, action and consequence. History finally made sense.

Years later, I realized something else: as fascinating as history had become, it was always being told through a particular lens. There's no such thing as a truly neutral version of history—every telling takes a side, and every lesson carries a bit of indoctrination. The past is never just what happened—it's how we choose to tell it.

So yeah, I have a complicated history with history. But at least these 30 history memes make it all a little funnier.

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  • 01
    WATER Let's go, in and out. 20 minute adventure. *50 MILLION YEARS LATER Whale noises
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  • 02
    NEANDERTHALS, FLORESIENSIS, AND HEIDELBERGENSIS HOMO SAPIENS "ARE WE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE?" [adultswim.com] [adultswim.com]
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  • 03
    Stone age humans, evolving to digest more carbohydrates as the agricultural revolution progressed: oc_historymemes Dogs evolving to do the same thing so they could keep eating what we ate
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    When Alexander the Great keeps winning battles because nobody else thought to make extra long spears 1 n Tehc 1 00 0 10
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    Romulus Remus "Think, Remus, think! What kind of name is Reme?"
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    First wolves to ask humans for food Let's go. In and out. 20 second adventure. 0 *14000 years later*
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  • 07
    Denmark now Denmark in the Dark Ages
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  • 08
    historians Are you two friends? ancient Greeks Romans Yes. No.
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  • 09
    Arab traders after convincing everyone else that cinnamon is expensive due to the effort taken to collect cinnamon sticks from a 'cinnamon bird's' nest:
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  • 10
    The mongols Friends Everything
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  • 11
    Danylo of Galicia: I need an army to fight the mongols Pope Innocent IV: Best I can do is a crown
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  • 12
    Napoleon according to the French: Napoleon according to the British press: imgflip.com
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  • 13
    Napoleon: Is winning the Battle of Waterloo The Prussians: Allow us toreIntroduce ourselves G
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  • 14
    East India company :"don't worry, we are just a bunch of merchants who are only interested in trade
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  • 15
    "You were NEVER going to own a BIG PLANTATION with lots of SLAVES! They were USING you to keep their evil system intact! THINK Johnny THINK!" US
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  • 16
    Chocktaw Nation's response to the Irish Famine: sends £170 Ottoman response: sends £1,000 British response: Aww, did somebody get addicted to potatoes?
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  • 17
    You just gained your independence You're a buffer state between France, the Netherlands and Prussia
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  • 18
    Austria running out of manpower after fighting the ottomans 2 CASUALLY APPROACH CHILD.
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  • 19
    The sun: *sets* The British Empire: Oh no you don't!
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  • 20
    The United States' foreign policy in Latin America in the 20th century in a nutshell: Never get invited, show up anyway imgflip.com
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  • 21
    Canadians normally: Canadians when British call them to fight a world war:
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  • 22
    Time traveler: What year is it? American soldier: It's 1918, we just won the Great War Time traveler: You mean World War 1? American soldier: say sike right now
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  • 23
    German WW2 soldiers after trying out their new military rations Hey, das ist sehr gut!
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  • 24
    The Germans пори H The Germans wa Hi Had no chance Had no chance Of winning the war Of winning the war The Germans had no chance of winning the war W H All they needed was oil
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  • 25
    Are you two friends? Colonized Korea Imperial Japan Yes. No.
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  • 26
    imghip.com SWITZERLAND WHERE'S DADDY? WHeeeere's Mommy? YAY! OKAY SWITZERLAND + WHERE'S THE GOLD FROM THE JEWISH VICTIMS OF THE HOLOCAUST + HA HA, YAY! +
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  • 27
    Cold war summarized: USA: USSR :
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  • 28
    "I OPENED THIS PLACE AFTER I CAME BACK FROM VIETNAM" "OOH, VIETNAM. I HEAR IT'S LOVELY." [LONG SILENCE]
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  • 29
    FLE The Royal Navy in 1982: So we meet again, my old nemesis..... A German submarine operated by Argentina, hunting them in the South Atlantic: oc_historymemes Zis time you vill not be so lucky, Tommy
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  • 30
    Elephant's Foot (Chernobyl) A The Elephant's Foot is the nickname given to a large mass of corium formed during the Chernobyl disaster in April 1986 The mass is quite dense, unyielding to a drill, but able to be damaged by a Kalashnikov rifle. [2 Soviet problems require soviet solutions
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