Kickass Kid of the Day

Introducing 6-year-old Jaxon Smith, a self-taught drummer who jams to the Foo Fighters' "Pretender."

Top YouTube comments:

• "Sir, your son is very talented, and does not deserve to have the same haircut as Butters."
• "6 year old listening to Foo Fighters instead of bieber/gaga. THIS KID WILL TURN OUT FINE."

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