Damn Nature U Scary of the Day

"That's the loudest noise I've ever heard. I thought Jesus was comin!" Twins outfielder Denard Span tweeted. Span was of course referring to Sunday afternoon's Thunderclap From Hell during the top of the fourth inning against the Rangers -- it so terrified teammate Josh Willingham that he dropped to all fours. (Watch for him, he's the runner on first.) Everyone else on the field was content to run screaming for the dugout, and the game was delayed for 45 minutes. [cosbysweaters]