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12 Amazingly Stupid Pet Products You Won't Believe Actually Exist

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    Puppy Tweets

    Pet food - Electronic dog tag sends messages to your home computer, then tweets to you! can we get some sparkling water for the toilet bowl? PUPPY (TWEETS Get actual tweets from your dogl am i wagging my tail, or my tail wagging m think about it it's hard to tweet when you're all paws. Works online with twitter MCPC oate 134

    Have you ever thought to yourself "boy, people tweets aren't inane enough; I wonder what my dog would say in 140 characters?" This is a device which purports to tweet what your pet is thinking.


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  • 2

    Poop Freeze Aerosol Freeze Spray

    Canidae - freeze Lerosol freeze spray 7animal waste pick- Nt Deplete the One L ammableIndooo aE FOR ADDmONAL

    We know this freezes your dog's poop before you pick it up. What we don't know is why you would want frozen poop in your life.


  • 3

    Cat Exercise Wheel

    Table - 8360

    Oh good, someone made a hamster wheel for cats.


  • 4

    Goldfish walker

    Vacuum cleaner

    OK, so you can't actually buy this one online -- this, instead, was a device a British man made so he could walk his pet goldfish.

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  • 5

    Dog-O-Matic Dog Washing Machine

    Automated teller machine - OGamma

    For when it's too much effort to just wash your dog in the bathtub, here's an actual full-sized washing machine you can put them in.


  • 6

    Pet peek fence window

    Dog

    "See that, boy? That's freedom, and exploration, and adventure. Things you will never experience."


  • 7

    Poop Tent

    Bag

    This seems to run counter to the fact that every dog we've ever met has gleefully pooped wherever they felt like it, and didn't need to do their business in a giant phantom canine's mouth to feel comfortable.


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  • 8

    Dog Treadmill

    PETRUN


    Someone thought a dog treadmill was a great idea. Why? We don't know. Neither do you. No one does.



  • 9

    Purr Detector

    Cat - The Collar That Lights Up When Your Cat Purrs! uratectur Lighted Cat Collar Fun for Everyone! Glows with Each Purr! Also Provides Nighttime Safety and Visibility! Lightweight Adjustable Collar Batteries Included Water Resistant

    This is a collar that lights up when your cat is purring. But if you can't tell when your cat is purring, how are you even able to put on pants in the morning, let alone care for another living creature?


  • 10

    Perfume for dogs

    Perfume - FETCH BY FETCH FETCH BY FETCH POOFUME FOR D0GS POOFUME FOR DOGS

    If you can't be bothered to wash your dog, at least have the decency to admit you're a lazy slob. Don't try to hide your shame with dog perfume.


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    Litter Kwitter Toilet Training System

    Cat - THE ORIGINAL PATENTED LITTERKWITTER TV 3-STEP CAT TOILET TRAINING SYSTEM WINNER aCT WNHER y STEP BY.STEP INSTRUCTION MANUAL ERKWITTER Sep with DVD litterkwittor litterkwitter VIDEO instructions

    Look, we're sorry, but if you're too lazy even to scoop your cat's litterbox, you really shouldn't own a cat.


  • 12

    Pet Spa For Dogs

    Grass

    Considering how gleefully our dogs always celebrated getting sprayed with a basic garden hose, we're not sure this is the best use of your money.


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