Girlfriend gets revenge on her now ex-boyfriend who constantly locked her out of the bathroom by going "number 2" in his cat's litterbox: 'I just sat there and watched him clean [it]'

Okay, we know that you have read the title, so before we start talking about this insane story, we have to say: the cats would have totally supported what this woman did here. They would. You just know that they would. They support taking revenge in every way. Cats may look innocent, but they are not. Seriously, no matter how small the offense, cats will do something about it. We have seen cats take revenge on vacuums that give them the jeebie jeebies. Heck, we have even seen cats yell at water with all of their might because it accidentally touched them. 

So, although these cats probably would not have preferred one of their humans to go… "number 2" in one of their litterboxes, based on their reactions afterward, we can only conclude that they respect her even more for doing it. They must have known that her boyfriend was toxic and that he deserved it. If they could talk, we are sure that they would have told this woman that they really respect her game. 

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    "I decided I would just go p**p in the cat's litter box."
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  • Our reaction to this could have gone in a bunch of different directions. Generally, we do not recommend using your cat's litterbox for your own… needs. The cats deserve better than that. But in this situation, we will totally let that slide. Because he deserved it. And really, it seems like the cats only respect you more after doing that, so they must have known that he deserved it too. 

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    "My ex constantly locked me out of the bathroom so I took matters into my own hands.."

    I was with my ex for a while. It was an unhappy relationship. I had bladder control issues and IBS. Whenever I needed to go to the bathroom they would run in first and take their sweet time just to irritate me and make me suffer.
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    It went on for a long time and one day I just about had it. We had 2 cats and 2 litter boxes. One day he went running to the bathroom and was just playing on his phone and plucking his face hair and refused to let me go so I decided I in the cats litter would just go box.
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    , but I also Not only was it a big peed a little. The cats litteraly wouldn't use that litter box after and then my ex came and was investigating it and saw, and he goes "wow they pooped alot no wonder they want their box cleaned" and I just sat there and watched him clean up my sh and That was near the end of our relationship and he never found out.
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    Edit - my ex and I were together for four years and he was a gamer and pot head. When he would run to the bathroom he would take his phone, Nintendo switch in with him.
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    Walthatron On top of being an a_h_le; the ex is an idiot for not realizing the human sized sh in the litter box couldn't possibly be from a cat
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    love2bath OP He was an idiot. While I was watching him clean, I was trying to hold back my laughter at how stupid he was for not realizing it wasn't the cats sh. I'm in a loving relationship now, where my partner understands my bathroom needs and doesn't belittle me when I need to go. I also told them the story of what I did and they thought it was hilarious.
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    Shawon 770 Somewhere, those cats are still telling the tale of The Day the Giant Marked Our Territory. Probably why they won't use that box anymore. You asserted dominance in the most primal way possible
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    ych_a Bravo. Honestly, inspiring. I'm glad he's an ex.
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    TwirlyShirley8 My cat was an a_h_le like that many years ago. I kept wondering why the toilet water was yellow without any toilet paper in it. I'm female and lived alone. One morning I wake up and my cat streaks out of the bedroom. I desperately needed to pee, just to see my cat already on the toilet doing his own business. Unfortunately he never learned to flush...
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  • Revenge sometimes is sweet, and sometimes, it is stinky and gross and absolutely purrfect. And we are glad that the rest of the people under this post understand it as well. Good for you, girl, and may you find a decent man who is worthy of both you and your cat in the future. 

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    Slow_Cheetah6455 Jesus. This is such an unsettling form of ab e. What a was. sociopath your ex
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    It_ll_be_fine This is a little more than petty revenge, but well played nonetheless.
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    Kazbaha Got what he deserved. Glad he's an ex.
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    pccfriedal Brilliant. I hope you left it uncovered.
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    ToriFuminori Who tf keeps someone from using the bathroom like this, jesus. Im glad you got your revenge this is awful.
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    D D what a j !!!! I'm glad he is now your ex! ThrowRA_bagtiger That's awesome
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