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11 of the Most Clever and Bizarre Yearbook Quotes

Kids really do say the darndest things, especially in their yearbook quotes.

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  • 1

    Wait, Superheroes Are Real?

    Suit - Jason Distant "Honey! Where is my SUPER SUIT!! Frozone
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  • 2

    I Hope It's Just Him

    Hair - ру hance dance William Beckett Dami "Is it just me, or has the Catholic church gotten a whole lot sexier? Everyone stupid, bun
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  • 3

    He's a Powerful Creature

    Text - Graduates IMA LION IMALION!!!!!!!!! I'm a lion. I'm a I'm a LION!!! No I'm actually a DRAGON!!!!!! DRAGON!!!!! And it feels soo0000000000 gooooo0od!!! IM A LION AND A DRAGON AT THE SAME TIME!!! IM A CHAMPION!! IMA LION!!!! I'M A Alicon IaM.t.
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  • 4

    Link Is Truly an Inspiration

    Hair - Suzanne "HYAAAAAAAHI" Link, Legend of Zelda
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  • 5

    A True Thug

    Hair - "I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me. -Tupac
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  • 6

    Was That a Real Person?

    Poster - those who Nicholas Burns "If the red rivers a flowin', take the dirt road home." -Cleveland Steamer
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  • 7

    Was It Worth It?

    Hair - "I spent 113, 880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake."
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  • 8

    No...It Can't Be

    Gentleman - Rowdy Negro Yes, it's my real name.
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  • 9

    To the Comfort Inn!

    Text - Crc Hoover If you're reading this, you already know. The house has been boarded up. The windows, the doors, every- thing. We're at the comfort Inrn, room 112. I love you, Eric
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  • 10

    Everyone Laughs at Farts

    Sky - Sen Kingsl "If you live othe how can you Brittany Lara hman year we wanted it to ver, and now that we are at the end we don't." Sarah Ledesma "You're laughing because I'm laughing, but I'm laughing be- cause I farted.
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  • 11

    He Looks Like He Knows What He's Talking About

    Face - Matt I don't care what the white man say, Santa Claus is black





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