Cat Cult Leader ‘Biscuit’ Claims to Want to Save Hoomanity: 28 Funnies for Feline Fanatics

It has finally happened, and let us tell you, we are here for it. Finally, felines have uncovered themselves as being cult leaders and members and finally the conspiracy theories can be laid to rest.

For those hoping for a more sinister result to the action, we are sorry, because the reality of the cat cult is not as nefarious as we once had been led to believe. And in fact, their movement is designed much more around saving their members from this planet and its ultimate doom, than it is secretly controlling the planet with their whiskery ways. So if you are curious or even desperate to join the Cult of Biscuit, then this list has got everything you need to know about their plans, activities and day trips.

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Well, Biscuit had us at reason number 1, but now having seen reason number 5, we are fully sold on the concept of joining this cult and supporting their causes. How on earth is anyone meant to withstand the temptation of ‘Zeep zorp gleeeble’? It is after all the most sought after experience in the universe.
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One of the many apparent benefits of joining the cult of biscuit is that until the aliens attack, they go on frequent day trips to try to take advantage of what little time they have left on this planet. From what we understand, the day trips are fully funded by the cult and are a great opportunity to see the wonderful world we live in.
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