Job candidate gets caught in a lie during phone interview after creating fake resume: 'I [hung] up on my interviewer and blocked her'

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    Resume "I didn't even make it a minute in and she caught me in a lie." on 2006 design Competition 2005
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    I've been out of a job for a while, and I've never been a liar but I got so fed up that I've followed the advice of others that lying on your resume will help more than telling the truth. As someone who works in the food industry, I created a whole fake resume of someone who has experience in being a leasing consultant.
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    My fake resume was viewed and I actually got a call back. When she called, I said I was busy and could I call back in an hour. In reality, I was so unprepared, I spent that hour using ChatGPT and researched everything about being a leasing consultant, I actually wrote three pages of information within that hour. I finally called her back, and the first question she asked me was "how many units did you manage?"
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    and say "20" what Why did I apartment complex has 20 units??? She questioned me and said "20?!??!?!!" I was so embarrassed, I hanged up in the middle of the phone interview. I didn't even make it a minute in and she caught me in a lie. I ended up blocking her
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    TL;DR created a fake resume and I was so unprepared I hanged up on my interviewer and blocked her.
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    biggrigg667 13 hr. ago You went like one to ten steps too far, lie about little _______ and jobs you could probably pull the skills out of your
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    SagedOne 3 hr. ago For real, when people say lie they mean minor tweaks like dates employed and covering gaps. Not creating a whole identity.
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    OP should've took it a step further and said he was VP Director of Sales managing 20 regions.
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    Sigmund Freud 30 min. ago OP should've just said she was president of the United States and the former CEO of Microsoft.
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    NorthernDragon5 · 12 hr. ago You're lucky you got caught here because you absolutely would've been fired within a week anyway Imao
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    Soomroz 13 hr. ago . Saying I can do a surgery on a patient while I am actually a tow truck driver is a whole next level.
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    yungsailboat 12 hr. ago i would've just doubled down honestly. there's gotta be some apartment complexes out there with only 20 units lol
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    Aggressive-House-871⚫ 11 hr. ago That's what I was thinking -- "Yeah it was a rural area and this was effectively a retirement center. It was really laid back... but yep, 20 units."
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    CoffeeandOreos OP. 11 hr. ago She asked me if it was a garden complex or something? I didn't even. know what the that was which is when I said and hung up Imao
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    changerofbits 11 hr. ago This is the funniest I've read all week. Chin up, hope you find some work.
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    truckthunderwood - 11 hr. ago . Just so you know for next time, you're supposed to lie to make your previous jobs sound better than they were. You can do this in two ways: embellish the title and responsibilities so that pizza delivery driver becomes "Nutritional Logistic Agent" or
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    add in responsibilities that can't be verified. If the pizza place closed three years ago they're not going be able to confirm whether you really assisted with closing duties. Don't lie about anything specific or anything that falls apart under any scrutiny. (Like saying you know Excel if you don't or like saying you know anything at all about property management)
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    AccomplishedChoice 91 11 hr. ago if it makes you feel any better i live in an apartment with 22 units lol but if it makes you feel any better i did the same land my first serving job. i to had been a host for 6 months so i knew a bit but towards the end of my interview
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    manager asked "whats your upsell like?" which i completely blanked and thought i was caught. luckily it was actually a really stupid question for her to ask and I got the job and worked there for 5 years lol
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    1 Swaqqmasta 12 hr. ago Man you really didn't understand anything you read, huh?
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    CoffeeandOreos OP 12 hr. ago I legit jotted everything down from knowing software like Yardi, and Microsoft, questions and answers for a leasing consultant interview but she me up with that one question.
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    Software - Microsoft office •Documentation: create & manage lease agreements, Data Analysis using Excel for tracking Incame, expenses, & budgeting. Presentations: Presentations for property listing Organization using OneNote to keep organized notes: Vardi Breeze & Yardi Voyager T * lease managment * crilive applications *Tenant Portals financials marketing Soutions
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