26 Derptastic Doggos Who Demand Your Awwttention and Lots of Cuddles

Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor

Mar 30, 2025 3:00 PM EDT

Derpy doggos are quite the separate breed from say sport dogs, or competitive canines. Their world view is smaller, simpler and mainly centered around doing silly things to get attention and cuddles. Which is an important fact to know before you bring a derptastic doggo into your life. Because if you were planning on running marathons, cruising through obstacle courses or teaching them how to speak with the aid of buttons, then you have got another thing coming. For these doggos are more likely to run into a literal wall at mile 20 and then stop to have a two-hour conversation with that wall once they have regained consciousness.

So we made this list of derpy doggos to open a window into their wild, weird and wonderful world that so many hoomans are happy to be a part of.

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It seems that this doggo was explained what happens when someone comes in for a hip replacement. But instead of listening to the end, he got far too excited by the prospect of a new bone source and has come to the understanding that this is a way to get his paws on the freshest bones…
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The derp of this doggo is truly special. Some doggos experience their derp as a part of the flow of everyday life. Think walking into walls, biting the air instead of the treat they were thrown. But this doggo’s derp is a conscious decision, in that, he sat there, it started raining, and only when it stopped he decided that it would be time to move.
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