26 Derptastic Doggos Who Demand Your Awwttention and Lots of Cuddles

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Mar 30, 2025 3:00 PM EDT

Derpy doggos are quite the separate breed from say sport dogs, or competitive canines. Their world view is smaller, simpler and mainly centered around doing silly things to get attention and cuddles. Which is an important fact to know before you bring a derptastic doggo into your life. Because if you were planning on running marathons, cruising through obstacle courses or teaching them how to speak with the aid of buttons, then you have got another thing coming. For these doggos are more likely to run into a literal wall at mile 20 and then stop to have a two-hour conversation with that wall once they have regained consciousness.

So we made this list of derpy doggos to open a window into their wild, weird and wonderful world that so many hoomans are happy to be a part of.

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  • 01
    i am dying inside oh cool i hav to pay back my debt everyting is fine
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  • 02
    need a relaxo day Martha been a ruff week treat prices on the rise mailman keeps comin to the door and stonky squirrel taunts me at night
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  • 03
    CHER ARCHE the risk i took was caclculated but hec im bad at maths
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  • 04
    *sploot gym tommorow i swear real puppers have floof being this cute is hard work
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  • 05
    updog huh? oh hecker whats updog? ive been bamboozled "hehehehe"
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  • 06
    are we really goodbois? of course doggo y do u think they keep gibbing us treatos good point doggo *tap *tip
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  • 07
    BRONSONTHEFB IG What is you? can i boop? am snip snap doggo *snip *snap activating snip snap defence systems
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  • 08
    am happ when she happ am happ
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  • 09
    u thought i was shork :( but am actually pupper wen wil the hoomans lern
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  • 10
    hi doggo wats up? ur not a good boi
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  • 11
    ur so smol am pupper pls stay smol @brunogoldenboy
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  • 12
    thamk u snow the sprinkle spronkle do my ears the flipple flopple #happ *flipple *flopple
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  • 13
    Yeeeees continue the scrib scrub *scrib *scrub ples do not stop approximately ever
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  • 14
    am snip snap doggo identify yuorself immediate *loading boop @doggosbeingdoggos2 snip ok I try boop? snap no *preparing snip snap security systemns
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  • 15
    we hav taken over the aqua kingdom we will take the land kingdoms too *concern golly gosh do a relax fren
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  • 16
    i need to inspect your bones might not give them back
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  • It seems that this doggo was explained what happens when someone comes in for a hip replacement. But instead of listening to the end, he got far too excited by the prospect of a new bone source and has come to the understanding that this is a way to get his paws on the freshest bones…

  • 17
    Shiba Inu Gets Stuck In Bush, Pretends Everything Is OK 44K views 5 hours ago by Low Lai Chow haha uhh nice weather today isnt it henlo
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  • 18
    M W 24666 look at himm am smol TERYX gosh he's lorge am lorge
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  • 19
    omgosh pls be shmackos can smell doin me a significant anticipate
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  • 20
    Why u smol Okay then I do shlurp Am pupper
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  • 21
    the hecc..? why are u so smol? oh that was obvios wai didnt u say so am pupper @doggosbeingdoggos
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  • 22
    ur not particularly lorge, doggo actually quite smol u see that is because i am pupper oh doin me an edjukayte @EmythonAlles
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  • 23
    my name is dog the rain doth pour i do big stretch Leave mark on floor
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  • The derp of this doggo is truly special. Some doggos experience their derp as a part of the flow of everyday life. Think walking into walls, biting the air instead of the treat they were thrown. But this doggo’s derp is a conscious decision, in that, he sat there, it started raining, and only when it stopped he decided that it would be time to move.

  • 24
    they always ask who's a Good Boi but never ask How's a Good Boi
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  • 25
    nop the weak should fear the strong this is a comfort pls doin me a squishe fren
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  • 26
    LILY.ENGLISHCOCKERSPANIEL IG my name is pup using my eyes you'll provide all the snackos mi hart desires
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