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19 FML Moments That'll Make Your Worst Day Look Survivable

First and foremost, a shoutout to the FML community for sharing their stories! The following moments when the struggle was too real for these poor souls serve as solid reminders that it could pretty much always get worse. When it feels like the sky itself is crashing down upon you, nothing, nothing at all is going your way, and 'good luck' is a painfully distant memory...give these a read-through. Hopefully things are looking up for these people. 

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  • 1
    Text - Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners and "sleep overs" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML United States (Indiana) I agree, your life sucks 138 24978 4038 You deserved it Share
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  • 2
    Text - Today, I went to my stepdad's funeral. He was the most important person in my life, but it didn't stop my stepsister angrily saying, "Why are you crying? He wasn't even your real dad." FML 80 24686 I agree, your life sucks You deserved it 1157 Share
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  • 3
    Text - Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML United States (Florida) I agree, your life sucks 24715 61 You deserved it 4138 Share
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    Text - Today, I got a ticket for driving without insurance. I gave the cop my insurance information, but he said it was invalid because it didn't show an expiration date. When I pointed out the information he was looking for, he ignored me and gave me a ticket anyway. FML United States I agree, your life sucks 73 24560 1565 You deserved it Share
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  • 5
    Text - Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML United States I agree, your life sucks 89 24506 You deserved it 2348 Share
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    Text - Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML United States (Hawai) 67 25332 I agree, your life sucks You deserved it 1697 Share
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    Text - Today, I confronted my husband about a pair of panties I found in his office. They're his. He put them on to show me that they fit. FML Australia (New South Wales) Exclusive! The author confesses all I agree, your life sucks 129 24595 You deserved it 3322 Share
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  • 8
    Text - Today, the man I love, who broke my heart by leaving me a few months ago, showed up to a family event and pulled off the most elaborate, romantic proposal I've ever seen. He was proposing to my cousin. FML United States I agree, your life sucks 98 25289 1531 You deserved it Share
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  • 9
    Text - Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML United States (New York) I agree, your life sucks 80 25218 4257 You deserved it Share
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  • 10
    Text - Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML United States (Maryland) I agree, your life sucks 42 24550 You deserved it 2751 Share
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  • 11
    Text - Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast" FML United States (Wisconsin) I agree, your life sucks 59 25161 You deserved it 2230 Share
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    Text - Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML United States (Montana) I agree, your life sucks 67 25006 You deserved it 1453 Share
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  • 13
    Text - Today, after years of lonesome birthdays overseas, I am finally able to celebrate the occasion at home. My best friend of 10 years will not be attending because her boyfriend of two months is having his party the same night. FML United Kingdom(Harrow) Exclusive! The author confesses all I agree, your life sucks 125 24831 You deserved it 2043 Share
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  • 14
    Text - Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML United States (California) I agree, your life sucks 57 25086 1583 You deserved Share
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  • 15
    Text - Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML United States (Texas) I agree, your life sucks 15 25111 6543 You deserved it Share
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  • 16
    Text - Today, I found out that I wasn't going to be a father. My best friend is going to be the father to my girlfriend's child, though. FML United States (New York) Exclusive! The author confesses all I agree, your life sucks 99 25147 You deserved it 1394 Share
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  • 17
    Text - Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML United States (Oregon) I agree, your life sucks 114 24933 You deserved it 3117 Share
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  • 18
    Text - Today, I found out why this crazy bitch slashed the tires of my car to prevent me from going to my exam. It's because I'm supposedly the curve setter for the class and she wants to get into medical school without me fucking it up for her. FML United States (Indiana) I agree, your life sucks 102 25043 You deserved it 1785 Share
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  • 19
    Text - Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML United States (Ilinois) I agree, your life sucks 70 25185 1428 You deserved it Share
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