'Shove it where the sun don’t shine': Woman unleashes karma on her cheating ex-boyfriend when he tries to schmooze her despite having a new girlfriend, getting her revenge and saving his next victim the heartache

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Apr 4, 2025 5:00 PM EDT

There's no fury quite like that of a woman scorned…

After a boyfriend of 5 years broke this woman's heart by being unfaithful, she harbored a great resentment for him. It didn't help that he'd spend late nights out at the bar dialing her number and sending texts trying to absolve his guilt and win her back, so after years of planning, she found the perfect way to coax out the karma that was coming for him. 

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  • In the dating world, there are very few rules. Love games can result in some of the most diabolical outcomes imaginable, especially when you're playing with the heart of a woman full of petty revenge ideas. And even the most levelheaded woman would agree that after a certain number of ignored calls from your ex, it's time for him (and you!) to happily move on. But sometimes the only way to do that is with a little heartbreak. Keep scrolling to read how this woman saved her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend from the trouble of falling in love, but crushing his relationship with the anvil that was bound to fall at some point…

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    "Diabolical..."
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    "How I finally got my cheating ex-boyfriend to stop dr*nk dialing me"

    A few years ago, my boyfriend of nearly five years left me for some woman he met at work. I'd suspected he was cheating on me for a while but never had any proof-until I came home one day to find all his belongings gone.
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    The only thing he left behind was a note that read: "I'm so sorry for everything I've put you through. I'm not leaving because I don't love you... I'm
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    leaving because it's just not working anymore. You deserve to be happy. I'm sorry I couldn't give that to you." Needless to say, I was devastated. But that heartbreak
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    quickly turned into rage when I logged onto Facebook two days later and saw he was already in a relationship with some random woman I'd never even heard of. As much as I wanted to reach
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    out, I resisted. Days turned into weeks, and eventually, he contacted me first. He left a voicemail, slurring and crying about how leaving me was
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    the biggest mistake of his life and how he wished he could take it all back. I wasn't interested in hearing any of it. I'd heard his drunken apologies too many times before. But I let him ramble on, and in the midst of his groveling, an idea came to me.
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    We continued texting and talking secretly over the next week until he finally asked to see me. I agreed. He showed up at my house around 9 p.m., driving her brand-new car. He was
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    completely trashed-reeking of booze and who knows what else. My disgust was real, but I played nice. He made a few sloppy attempts to sleep with me, but I shut him down each time. I did, however, drink with him-part of the plan.
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    Eventually, he passed out cold in my bed. I shook him, slapped his face lightly, even tickled the bottoms of his feet since he's ridiculously ticklish. Nothing worked; he was out cold. So, I moved on to phase two.
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    Very carefully, I planted a massive hickey on his neck-a real showstopper. Then, I snapped a picture of us lying side by side. Next, I grabbed a piece of paper, put on some bright red lipstick, and wrote:
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    "Sweet ride! Hope you don't mind, but we broke the backseat in for ya! P.S. You're welcome!"
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    I sealed the note with a kiss mark and slipped it into the glove compartment of her car. Then, I went back inside and drafted a text with the photo attached to his new girlfriend. The caption
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    read, "Check your glove compartment." Satisfied, I went to sleep on the couch. The next morning, he woke up groggy and confused. When he
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    realized where he was, he freaked out-panicking over what he'd tell his girlfriend and begging me to keep quiet. I smiled sweetly and promised my lips were sealed. As soon as he
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    stumbled out the door-without even glancing in a mirror-I hit send on the message. OLL TL;DR: My boyfriend of nearly five years left me for a coworker,
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    confirming my suspicions of cheating. Weeks later, he drunkenly reached out, claiming he regretted leaving me. I invited him over, got him wasted, and he passed out. I left a huge hickey
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    on his neck, took a photo of us together, and planted a lipstick- marked note in his new girlfriend's car implying we'd hooked up. The next morning, I sent her the photo with a message to check the glove compartment.
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    UPDATE: Since a lot of you have been leaving comments asking for what happened next, here's the scoop:
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    The girlfriend tried calling me for days after that. Obviously, so did he. I ignored both of their phone calls. I figured I'd let him soak in his own misery for a while and let her decide what she wanted to
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    do with his sorry cheating a Long story short - She ultimately ended up dumping him. He immediately tried crawling back to me, yet again. But this time I told him to shove it where the sun don't shine. The calls eventually stopped, and I have since moved on to bigger and better things... Lol.
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    Eaudebeau Wow. I wanna be your friend, this is diabolical.
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    That_Old_Cat Cold, but just. The best way to serve revenge!
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    LindonLilBlueBalls This feels a smidge past petty. Well done!
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    Kangaroo-Pack-... You done petty revenge perfectly. I bet all h I broke loose when his new gf received the text. I bet your petty revenge also helped her to dodge a bullet too
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