Cookie Jar Confessions: 27 Comedic Chonky Cat Child Memes (Intrusive Thoughts Edition)

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Apr 3, 2025 4:00 PM EDT

Every chonky cat child has a secret to confess. Usually it has to do with where they have been stashing their stolen treats, but today they are confessing to something much more serious. For today, the chonkers of the cat world are coming clean about their intrusive thoughts and what they have made them do. Which as you can imagine must contain some seriously strange behaviors, considering that these creatures consider hiding stolen treats to be a normal part of everyday life.

So if you have been wanting to know why your fur baby has been behaving strangely, or you simply love indulging in the gossipy goodness of clawminal cat children, then we recommend locking into this list with three seatbelts and holding on tight for a wild ride.

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    Poorly Made Cat Memes Let's Skip Tomorrow HEALTHY PET Feel Poorly Made Cat Memes
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    The only April Fool I see is the one that cleans my litterbox Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes Hint: That's you
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    POV: The last thing Mufasa saw before Scar dropped him Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes
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    Headed to bed to scream some more Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes
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    Oh you like conspiracy theories? Well explain THIS Poorly Made Cat Memes
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    Poorly Made Cat Memes I'm sad Please give me a small loan of a million dollars Poorly Made Cat Memes
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    Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes JUST DO IT. TOMORROW, MAYBE.
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    How I would rather spend my weekends Poorly Made Cat Memes m 127 Poorly Made at Memes ALAMO
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    How I hold my cat when he has a little turd stuck to his fur Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes
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    Nobody: Me, as a kid: Poorly Made Cat Memes Doming SUGAR PURE CAN NET WT 52.20 g Poorly Made Cat Memes
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    Computer: "Press any button to continue" Me: *Presses the power button* Computer: Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes
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    Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes LEAVE ME ALONE I'm fighting demons (Washing Dishes)
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    Good morning, let's get this bread Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes
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    Cats the second their owner passes away Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes Bon Appetit
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  • This is one of those intrusive thoughts that each and every cat child has had cross their mind. Now it does not necessarily come from a clawminal place. But it can come from a place of love and adoration for their pawrents who they depend on for food. But what happens when said pawrent passes on? Well, this seems to be the cat consensus…

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    How my cat sees things to scratch: Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes $3,000
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    cat litter Q-tips Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes mouse toy The loot my cat would drop in a video game twist-ties JORDRINGS IMBABVERSIONS 3-FILM COLLECTION the lord of the rings box set
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    DID YOU KNOW? 3 hours of sleep is probably fine Poorly Made Cat Memes The More You Know Poorly Made Cat Memes
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    Poorly Made Cat Memes Hey, wake up. My food dish is only half full oorly Made Cat Memes
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    CAT MILK FOR SALE Poorly Made Cat Memes I'm selling cat milk to pay for a new sailboat Poorly Made Cat Memes My Cats: Rambo Colonel Cat milk facts: -Makes you sing better -Warm if you leave it out -Probably would make a good cheese Call for inquiries 867-5309
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    Me trying to find the best meme to respond with instead of actually saying something of value Poorly Made Cat Memes Who would win in a duel? DO NOT WELL A vs. Cat Master Chief IWil Scre yar meng Poorly Made Cat Memes
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    When you're at TEXAS and they ROADHOUSE forget your cinnamon butter rolls Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly beat Memes This is a crime
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    What's going on in the world What I'm doing D Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes
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  • In a way, the cookie jar is simply a metaphor for a space containing a sought after treat that is vaguely guarded from theft. And much like a cat who breaks a vase on one side of the house such that they can make a run at the cookie jar while the hoomans clean up. This clawminal catto has been setting fires next to fast food joints to pillage their kitchens while they deal with the flames.

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    Happy St. Patrick's Day! Make sure to embarrass yourself by talking in a fake Irish accent at least once today Whiskey Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes V GUINNESS PADDY'S BARTENDERS
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    Happy National Panda Day! Here's a cat doing his best impression of a panda Poorly Made Cat Memes Poody Made at Memes KUNG FU CAT
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    Me after forgetting my dream 1 second after waking up Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes am I dumb? (Yes)
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    Be careful! It's Pi Day, there may be a street cat looking to steal your pie today. Poorly Made Cat Memes Poorly Made Cat Memes
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    "Cat Tax"

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