Cookie Jar Confessions: 27 Comedic Chonky Cat Child Memes (Intrusive Thoughts Edition)

Every chonky cat child has a secret to confess. Usually it has to do with where they have been stashing their stolen treats, but today they are confessing to something much more serious. For today, the chonkers of the cat world are coming clean about their intrusive thoughts and what they have made them do. Which as you can imagine must contain some seriously strange behaviors, considering that these creatures consider hiding stolen treats to be a normal part of everyday life.

So if you have been wanting to know why your fur baby has been behaving strangely, or you simply love indulging in the gossipy goodness of clawminal cat children, then we recommend locking into this list with three seatbelts and holding on tight for a wild ride.

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This is one of those intrusive thoughts that each and every cat child has had cross their mind. Now it does not necessarily come from a clawminal place. But it can come from a place of love and adoration for their pawrents who they depend on for food. But what happens when said pawrent passes on? Well, this seems to be the cat consensus…
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In a way, the cookie jar is simply a metaphor for a space containing a sought after treat that is vaguely guarded from theft. And much like a cat who breaks a vase on one side of the house such that they can make a run at the cookie jar while the hoomans clean up. This clawminal catto has been setting fires next to fast food joints to pillage their kitchens while they deal with the flames.
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"Cat Tax"

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